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{{usergod
| gender = female
| personality = easily bored, easily amused
| heroine = Pro Tagonist
| motto = Like OhMG Totally, Fer Sure!
| guild = Guild by Association
| position = Guild Founder
}}
----Hobbies include crunching data about her heroine and [[Guild by Association]] (which she founded), some of which is shared below:
=Memorable diary entries by Pro TagonistCrunchy Data =Since level 18==Level 19=====5/20/2011===* 21:39: It seems that Sneezy just tried to use the "liana-eyebrows" skill. Of course he failed. What a noob.* 14:32: I flung a gold coin into the monster's eye, bursting its eyeball. Eeewww.* 14:17: I suppose this is a good place to boldly go where no one has gone before. Let's go!** ''(42% of quest completed; that's a nice number, but I don't think I've found the right place yet.)''* 13:13: Hmm, where did Sneezy get a periodic table cloth? I tried to take it away, but he scratched me. Bad rocky raccoon!* 13:01: In the wallet of the Identified Flying Object, killed by my hand, I found photos of its kids! What have I done? Anyway, the EXP boost was nice and now I'm hungry for more!* 12:55: Feeling butterflies in my stomach. I guess eating caterpillars was a bad idea.* 12:15: Saw a platypus scuttle by. Great One, I like your sense of humor.* 12:01: Great goddess, I feel a sudden urge to sacrifice 43 gold coins to you!* 12:01: Sneezy suddenly got a very surprised look on his face and mumbled something that sounded like: 'Sacrifice and pray.'. Hmm, I thought he was kind of non-talking.* 09:23: Heard someone shouting "Die, Hopkinton Rhubarb III!" in the distance. I rushed to the rescue, but it turned out to be a Deaf Leopard brutally smashing a scarecrow. I guess monsters need to practice too.* 09:20: Sneezy suddenly stood to attention and roared. Then he rushed into the bushes and pulled out a chick magnet. What a clever pet!* 08:23: Saw someone praying to a false god. What an amateur.* 08:06: A priestess told me that my goddess wants me to 'go forth and multiply'. It's a shame I was never good at math...* 07:29: Tried to prove the Sandwich law while resting on the side of the road. Sneezy now has enough food to last for two days.* 07:24: Argued with myself about the existence of pumpkins, cakes, and other anomalies.* 05:11: Writing this diary entry with a broken pencil. It's pointless.* Reading over the last few pages of the diary, blacking-out profanities...===5/19/2011===* 22:53: Carefully examined my pet as I tried to figure out how he heals so quickly. Sneezy happily wagged his tail and yawned in my face.* 22:48: I've seen something that cannot be unseen. Must forget! Must forget! Must forget... Wait, what was that I was trying to forget?* 22:06: Sneezy is hanging onto my leg and begging for food. Sorry. Now is not a good time. There's an Evil Overlord ahead.* 20:36: Fighting the Serial Killer Bee is the closest I've been to anyone since my last relationship.* 20:32: I played hide-and-seek with myself. Lost again.* 19:30: Sneezy fetched a dead rat from somewhere and proudly laid it at my feet. What is this? A sacrifice?* 14:55: The mayor of the town asked me to find my lost marbles. I sense profit! [my latest quest]** ''FWIW, my last four quests were: 1) Attempt to believe it's not butter, 2) Attempt to believe it's not butter, 3) Capture the flag, and now 4) Attempt to believe it's not butter. Hopefully, my belief is sufficiently strong that I won't need to take that quest again.''* 14:51: Woke up to take my sleeping pills.* 13:12: Came across a bunch of flamboyant vampires and overgrown wolves arguing over some underage girl. Looked like a lame scene, kept walking.* 12:16: Met a man who was desperate to tell me the 'good news' about his god of love and compassion. Boy, have I got some bad news for him...* 09:00: Studied my pet for a long time, but couldn't find where the rumbling sounds were coming from.* 08:56: Felt like I was being followed, so I started walking backwards.* 08:53: Lady, I have you and Sneezy, but why do I still feel like something's missing from my life?* 07:55: Tried to navigate using the stars spinning around my head. Feel even dizzier now.* 07:26: I found a house divided. It couldn't stand.* 00:53: Sneezy tossed 7 gold coins into the donations cup. I wonder where he got that money? Oh well, it's not important. To your glory, my Lady!===5/18/2011===* 21:42: Ran away from a monster and hid in a graveyard. The screamin' blues of wights were quite impressive, yet boring.* 21:33: Heard someone shouting "Die, Gdawg!" in the distance. I rushed to the rescue, but it turned out to be a Lego Golem brutally smashing a scarecrow. I guess monsters need to practice too.* 21:26: A fat old man was screaming "Rudoooolph!" in the forest. I felt pity and gave him a piece of fresh reindeer meat that I had just bought from some wandering goblins.* 21:06: Silly rocky raccoon got under my feet, and I almost stepped right on him. That would have ended badly.* 20:20: Takeshii was removed from my potential threats list. He will remember not to stand in my way again.* 20:19: Notes from arena battle: Takeshii is on his knees. Pro Tagonist salutes to somewhere above! The winner receives a golden brick and 109 coins.* 19:56: Notes from arena battle: Pro Tagonist and Takeshii look at each other appraisingly. The audience watches with anticipation.* 19:56: Searched through the pockets of my suddenly uncomfortable clothes and discovered an empty genie lamp, a handsaw's tooth, and a slice of life under my armor. I have no idea how these things got here, but I'm sure they will come in handy.* 19:56: Time to cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war! Hey, greenhorns, wanna fight?* 19:11: Stumbled across a sign that read: 'Warning: Watch out for Signs!'* 19:05: Sneezy whimpers anxiously and wags his tail like a fan, providing a refreshing breeze. Wow, I feel a bit better!* 18:22: Tried to hypnotize the trader with a swinging pendulum. I thought it worked – until I was thrown out of the shop.* 18:15: Had a nice conversation with myself. Learned a lot from it.* 18:10: I stopped at the graveyard to listen to the growling of ghouls. I must say, they're quite impressive. Although they do chat a bit too much at times.* 17:30: Sneezy suddenly raised his muzzle and roared loudly. The Loan Shark and his fellows dispersed, shrieking with fear.* 17:06: Sneezy is hanging onto my leg and begging for food. Sorry. Now is not a good time. There's a Dreaded Gazebo ahead.* 17:05: I ran into a brick wall with half-faded words written on it: 'Love you my daughter, but you need to be strong.'* 17:01: Clicked my heels three times. Nothing happened.* 16:56: Stumbled across a sign that read: 'All your base are belong to us.'* 16:52: Felt adventurous and took the path less traveled, but turned back after having so much trouble walking through the tall grass and weeds.* 13:46: Sensing my bad mood, Sneezy deftly tickled me with his whiskers. I feel a little better already.* 12:22: Found pages from someone else's diary flying in the wind. I'd be horribly embarrassed if someone were reading my most personal thoughts... but I read them anyway.* 12:14: Laid down under a tree to die from heavy wounds. Came back to my senses to find Sneezy performing CPR on me. * 12:13: Sneezy laid down next to the entrance of an abandoned temple and promptly fell asleep. It's so peaceful here, I think I'll have a nap too.* 11:00: Tried to be good. Planted some flowers along the roadside. * 10:56: Enthusiastically rubbed the medicine dropper of holy water in the hopes of summoning a genie. Sadly, the only thing to appear was my sad-looking reflection. * 10:54: Spent many long hours praying. Endowed the temple with 67 gold coins. * 10:53: Sneezy knocked over some candles in the temple. What a clumsy oaf! We hid behind a curtain and watched as a priest put out the flames with some holy water from a basin. * 10:51: Paid 87 coins to the veterinarian for a routine pet checkup. The vet said that Sneezy will live a long and healthy life. * 10:50: Visited the zoo and fed some hungry trolls.* 10:40: Tried using a Jedi mind trick on the trader. Got slapped in the face.* 10:10: Almost went crazy trying to catch a strange moving red dot.* 09:56: Sneezy came closer and started licking my wounds. Suddenly I felt better, even without any healing mud baths.* 09:43: Sneezy suddenly stood to attention and growled. Then he rushed into the bushes and pulled out an unturned stone. What a clever pet!* 09:38: Combed the desert. Didn't find a thing, but it has nice patterns now.* 09:34: Tried to lick my own elbow. All I got was a twisted neck and a strong feeling of dissatisfaction.* 09:27: Saw a shady trader by the road. Sat by him to get out of the sun.* 08:47: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No... it's a dragon... A big dragon... A big, hungry looking dragon... I'll just run away now. * 08:43: Pondered free will for a moment, then decided not to pursue it. * 08:43: It'd be great if Sneezy could run to the city to grab some potions... and snacks. All right, I'll go myself. I'm not above running my own errands.* 08:13: Carefully examined my pet as I tried to figure out how he heals so quickly. Sneezy happily wagged his tail and yawned in my face.* 07:57: Dear Diary, I must confess a secret that's been buried deep within my troubled heart... Darn it! It's a Card-Carrying Villain!* 07:36: Sneezy knocked over some candles in the temple. What a clumsy oaf! We hid behind a curtain and watched as a priest put out the flames with some holy water from a basin.* 06:45: Taught my pet to perform some simple tricks. It seems that Sneezy has already mastered the "Sleep" command.* 05:55: Sneezy suddenly stood to attention and growled. Then he rushed into the bushes and pulled out a loose cannon. What a clever pet!* 05:51: I was bored to tears, so I decided to capture the flag. This should be interesting.** ''This is my new quest''
==Experience Growth (Levels) =5/17/2011=How many days does it take to reach the next level? Here's my experience:{| class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed wikitable" width="600px"* 22:14: While walking through the forest, I heard a strange noise and saw a large blue box. I decided to ignore it and moved on.|-! colspan="5"| Level Gain Table* 22:11: I feel like Sneezy is trying to tell me something. I wonder, what exactly could it be?|-! scope="col" | Timestamp* 21:53: Sneezy brought me a package of cookies from somewhere. I'd better eat it right away. What a great pet!scope="col" | Level* 21:32: Laid down under a tree to die from heavy wounds. Came back to my senses to find Sneezy performing CPR on me.! scope="col" | Days* 20! scope="col" | Message! scope="col" | Note|-| nowrap | 03/31/2011 18:37: If I pray hard enough, maybe my Goddess will change the color of my eyes to blue. Then they44 || || || || ''start date''d match my armor!* 20:04: Lady, |-| nowrap | 05/17/2011 14:33 || 19 || || Hooray! I have you and Sneezy, but why do I still feel like something's missing from my life?ve reached level 19! || |-* 19:32: During our last rest stop, Sneezy performed some gothic dances in honor of the god of monsters. Please forgive him, Great One.* 19| nowrap | 05/22/2011 16:24: Sneezy spent half an hour chasing his own tail13 || 20 || 5. He didn07 || Hooray! I't chew it off, but it's looking a bit frayed now.ve reached level 20! || |-* 19| nowrap | 05/27/2011 21:37 || 21: Saw the Four Pedestrians of the Apocalypse walking in the distance|| 5.22 || Hooray! I've reached level 21! || * 19:14|-| nowrap | 06/02/2011 01: Attaching recently buttered toast to the bottom of my sandals afforded me the power of levitation21 || 22 || 5. Unfortunately, it didn16 || || ''achieved level 22''t last long.* 19:05|-| nowrap | 06/07/2011 15: Aware of his health benefits, Sneezy carefully rubbed against me with his natural fur56 || 23 || 5. 61 || Hooray! I've reached level 23! || * 19:|-| nowrap | 06/14/2011 00: Stopped and smelled the roses44 || 24 || 6.* 18:50: A stranger came close to me and whispered: 37 || || 'Never talk to strangers.'achieved level 24''|-* 18| nowrap | 06/20/2011 07:42: Oh, the loot bag is so heavy55 || 25 || 6... Hey, Sneezy, get out of there! 30 || || ''achieved level 25''* 18:41|-| nowrap | 06/26/2011 15: The Parrot Trooper is dead40 || 26 || 6. 32 || Hooray! I wish I could at least fight some attractive looking enemies. Is that too much to ask?'ve reached level 26 || |-* 18| nowrap | 07/03/2011 19:25: Ran into Hopkinton Rhubarb III|| 27 || 7. He distracted the monster with some magic tricks, giving me 16 || Hooray! I’ve reached level 27! || |-| nowrap | 07/11/2011 01:00 || 28 || 7.23 || || ''time for a quick prayer.approximate''|-* | nowrap | 07/18/2011 15:22: 01 || 29 || 7.58 || Hooray! I've always wondered... Why does everyone want to kill me? Am I that annoying, Mighty One? Please tell me I'm not! Pleasereached level 29! || |-* 18:19| nowrap | 07/26/2011 21: Sneezy snorts disdainfully and seems to enjoy watching my futile attempts to attempt to believe it's not butter57 || 30 || 8. Now he is making faces at me. If you think it29 || Hooray! I's so easy, why don't you do it yourself, you silly rocky raccoon? ve reached level 30! || |-* 18| nowrap | 08/04/2011 04:17: Almighty, grant me the serenity to accept the things 21 || 31 || 8.27 || Hooray! I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the gold to buy shiny new things. 've reached level 31! || |-* 18| nowrap | 08/12/2011 03:15: A preacher said that animals are not allowed in the temple, but Sneezy grinned and quickly persuaded the cleric to change his mind27 || 32 || 7. * 18:1196 || Hooray! I've reached level 32! || |-| nowrap | 08/20/2011 10: Wrote verses about my journey and performed them in front of the people around me58 || 33 || 8. They said 31 || Hooray! I have talent. 've reached level 33! || * 18:|-| nowrap | 08/29/2011 06: The equipment merchant said that animals are not allowed in the shop01 || 34 || 8. Guess 79 || Hooray! I'll manage without new clothes, since I won't leave Sneezy alone in the street.ve reached level 34! || |-* 17:| nowrap | 09/07/2011 16:33: Sneezy sat aside to watch my epic battle with the monster|| 35 || 9. You44 || Hooray! I're so worthless, rocky raccoon.ve reached level 35! || |-* | nowrap | 09/17/2011 14:30: Waited for some ducks to cross the road06 || 36 || 9.* 1790 || Hooray! I've reached level 36! || |-| nowrap | 09/28/2011 04:26: Patiently waited until Sneezy finished marking the area49 || 37 || 10.* 17:16: A suspicious stranger told me that if 61 || Hooray! I attempt to believe it's not butter, I'll get a nice reward. Probably. I have a bad feeling about this...ve reached level 37! || ** ''Deja vu''|-* 16| nowrap | 10/09/2011 13:47: Experienced a brief moment of frozen time today as the word 14 || 38 || 11.35 || Hooray! I'AUTOSAVE' flashed above me in the sky, then vanished just as quickly. ve reached level 38! || |-* 16:43| nowrap | 10/21/2011 23: 45 || 39 || 12.44 || Hooray! I wanted to join this local gang, but they said they don't accept religious extremists've reached level 39! || |-| nowrap | 11/03/2011 19:07 || 40 || 12. So 81 || Hooray! I cut a few heathen throats and took away 32 gold coins all in your glorious name, my Lady.'ve reached level 40! || |-* | nowrap | 11/16/2011 10:02 || 41: Quest to || 12.62 || Hooray! I'attempt to believe it's not butter' was completed with excellenceve reached level 41! Got a shiny golden brick and felt great about it. || |-* 16:41| nowrap | 11/29/2011 05: 47 || 42 || 12.82 || Hooray! I've done it! It's not butter, it's not butter at allreached level 42!|| |-* 16:36| nowrap | 12/13/2011 09: Dear Diary, the time has finally come for me to write down this really important piece23 || 43 || 14... Oh, wait15 || Hooray! ItI's a Fifth Elephantve reached level 43! || |-* 16| nowrap | 12/28/2011 23:34: Sneezy laid down next to the diminishing campfire and promptly fell asleep50 || 44 || 15. It's so peaceful here, I think 60 || Hooray! I'll have a nap too.ve reached level 44! || |-* 16| nowrap | 01/13/2012 04:11: Sneezy is a good companion to me. He even licked my wounds clean after the last battle. Either that or 07 || 45 || 15.18 || Hooray! I forgot to feed him... 've reached level 45! || |-* 16| nowrap | 01/28/2012 13:11: I offered to help the Bulletproof Sun Dog dig my own grave. When it handed me the shovel, 58 || 46 || 15.41 || Hooray! I swung it at its face and ran away. 've reached level 46! || |-* | nowrap | 02/13/2012 23:36 || 47 || 16:11: Full of anticipation, .40 || Hooray! I took the essence of awesomeness out of the bag and tore off the wrapping. Darn that trader, it's a fakeve reached level 47! || * 16:07: Does my goddess wear pants? Should I?|-* 15| nowrap | 03/01/2012 01:44: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No... it04 || 48 || 16.06 || I can's a dragon... A big dragon... A big, hungry looking dragon... t believe I'll just run away nowm level 48 already. * 15:41: Combed the desert. Didn't find People tell me that I look much younger though, and I still act like a thing, but it has nice patterns nowtotal noob.|| * 15|-| nowrap | 03/17/2012 11:37: It's raining cats and dogs12 || 49 || 16. 42 || I hope I doncan't get fleasbelieve I'm level 49 already.* 15:34: Paid 250 coins to give my little animal People tell me that I look much younger though, and I still act like a bath before starting a tough campaign. Sneezy's coat now shines with exuberance and he is happily hiccuping soap bubblestotal noob.|| * 15:31|-| nowrap | 04/05/2012 03: Wrote verses about my journey and performed them in front of the people around me56 || 50 || 18. They said 70 || Hooray! I have talent.'ve reached level 50! || |-* 15| nowrap | 04/24/2012 01:07: Met Hopkinton Rhubarb III23 || 51 || 18.89 || Wow, borrowed some food and a couple of healing potions. Feeling much better I am level 51 now.! || |-* 14| nowrap | 05/13/2012 06:53: A full backpack gave me a good excuse to stop puddling mud along the road and head to a warm and comfortable city45 || 52 || 19. Hot baths, here 22 || Hooray! I come! * 14've reached level 52! || |-| nowrap | 06/01/2012 13:04 || 53: The Anaphylactic Shark was gloriously dismembered! Sorting through its remains, I found a portable stairway to heaven|| 19. It will need a good washing before 26 || I can sell it. * 14:47: Helped the dying Wumpus by picking up its wallet. It won't need it where itbelieve I's goingm level 53 already. People tell me that I look much younger though, and I still act like a total noob. || * 14|-| nowrap | 06/23/2012 05:45: What is wrong with all these monsters?43 || 54 || 21.69 || Hooray! Why does my pain give them such delight?* 15:00: Suddenly noticed Sneezy gnawing on my new unused potential! Fortunately, I took it away just in time. Bad rocky raccoon've reached level 54!|| ''completed temple 06/16''* 14|-| nowrap | 07/09/2012 23:40: It seems that Sneezy just tried to use the "auto-stopping" skill06 || 55 || 16. Of course he failed72 || I can't believe I'm level 55 already. What People tell me that I look much younger though, and I still act like a total noob.|| * 14:33|-| nowrap | 07/28/2012 13: 19 || 56 || 18.59 || Hooray! I've reached level 1956!|| ==Level 18==|-===5| nowrap | 08/1714/2011===* 13:472012 16: 12 || 57 || 17.12 || Wow, I am level 57 now! Luckily intelligence isn't a leaf on the windrequirement for level-ups.|| |-| nowrap | 09/01/2012 14:27 || 58 || 17.. Watch how 93 || Wow, I soaram level 58 now! Luckily intelligence isn't a requirement for level-ups.|| * 13:45: Sneezy buried the "Black Market" guild membership card that he found. Is that his way of showing contempt for that guild? |-* 13| nowrap | 09/21/2012 04:41: My pet Sneezy brought me a bottle of iodine solution from somewhere55 || 59 || 19. 60 || Wow, I'd better use it right away. What a clever pet he isam level 59 now! || * |-| nowrap | 10/13/2012 03:41: Lying low at the bottom of a ditch59 || 60 || 21. 96 || Hooray! I'm begging you, my Lady, make this Firefox pass by without noticing meve reached level 60! || * 13|-| nowrap | 11/02/2012 01:39: Oh my Lady, is that a Firefox on 07 || 61 || 19.88 || Reached level 61. Now I am officially allowed to do the horizon? things I can smell my own fear..shouldn't have been doing. Yeah! || |-* 13| nowrap | 11/26/2012 08:38: Found a crashed whale in an open field. Got lost in thought31 || 62 || 24. 31 || Wow, 62! I don't get older, I level up! || |-* 13| nowrap | 12/17/2012 19:24: Baffled by the strange tapping noises coming from the heavens34 || 63 || 21.* 13:18: After Sneezy lapped up a full saucer of health elixir, he kept on begging for a second serving46 || I can't believe I'm level 63 already. HmmPeople tell me that I look much younger though, it seems that his tired little body needs and I still act like a boosttotal noob.|| * 12|-| nowrap | 01/11/2013 13:58: "Sneezy the rocky raccoon" sounds distinguished07 || 64 || 24.73 || Wow, doesn64! I don't it? My Ladyget older, do you like my pet?I level up! || * Butt|-kicking for goodness!* 10| nowrap | 02/02/2013 09:34: The Anaphylactic Shark fled from the fight. 25 || 65 || 21.85 || Hooray! I ran in the same direction and found a kinetic energy bar and 8 coins.'ve reached level 65! || |-* 10| nowrap | 02/28/2013 01:29: Suddenly felt an urge to examine the continuum transfunctioner26 || 66 || 25. There was nothing inside, but 67 || I managed to get 2872 experience points in the processcan't believe I'm level 66 already. People tell me that I look much younger though, and I still act like a total noob.|| * |} == The heroine is making copies of her diary Road to be sold as a new epic tales book...Templehood == * 08[[File:53: What's the deal, my Lady? I passed another coffee shop with a mermaid sign. That's like five in a rowbrick-gain-OhMG.png|400px|thumb|center|Graph of actual brick gain from first login to temple completion]]* 08:27: Found another hero's diary. Our entries were frighteningly similar... Great minds think alike, I suppose.{| class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed wikitable" width="600px"|-* 00:45: Quest to 'rewrite the diary in invisible ink' was completed with excellence! Got a shiny golden brick and felt great about it.=colspan="3"| Brick Gain Table|-! scope=5/16/2011="col" | Timestamp! scope="col" | Bricks! scope="col" | Notes|-* 21| nowrap | 2011/03/31 18:48: A wandering monk said that the gods like to see an atheist around, it gives them something to aim at.44 || 0.0% || ''start date''|-* 19:|| 2011/04/15 09: Oops, I think I accidentally just took a vow of science. Guess I should've paid more attention in spelling class18 || 1.1% || |-* 19:05|| 2011/04/16 10: Heard a whistle above my head15 || 1. Quickly fell upon my knees and prayed. I don't know what it was, but was I right, my Lady? 2% || |-* 19:|| 2011/05/17 14: My head feels like it's bursting with knowledge and wisdom20 || 5. I wanted to hit it several times to relieve the pressure, but suddenly changed my mind3% || |-|| 2011/05/17 16:40 || 5. Was that you, Almighty?4% || |-* 11|| 2011/05/18 20:52: I feel like I'd be a better heroine if I had a personal soundtrack19 || 5. My Goddess, please send a band of wandering minstrels to compose songs about my great deeds!6% || |-* 10|| 2011/05/19 15:22: An old mage asked me to rewrite the diary in invisible ink. Well, that shouldn't be too hard00 || 5. 9% || ** ''This is my new quest''|-* 10|| 2011/05/20 07:22: Gave 324 gold coins to the local bums. They promised to get drunk in honor of my Lady..53 || 6. 1% || |-* 10|| 2011/05/20 09:17: Early to bed and early to rise makes a lady healthy, wealthy, and wise30 || 6. Good night to me!2% || |-* 09|| 2011/05/21 07:34: I've managed to mow the surrounding lawn. My titanic efforts were rewarded with a golden brick and some pocket change! 46 || 6.4% || |-* 09|| 2011/05/23 21:34: Well, I guess there isn't a creature over three inches tall left now40 || 6. 9% || * 09|-|| 2011/05/23 21:34: The Vegetarian Vulture handed me a cheese wheel and threw himself into a nearby volcano45 || 7. 0% || * 09|-|| 2011/05/27 14:32: I suppose this is a good place to mow the surrounding lawn10 || 7. Let's go!6% || |-* 08:53|| 2011/05/27 19: What's the deal, my Lady? I passed another coffee shop with a mermaid sign. That's like five in a row05 || 7.7% || |-===5|| 2011/1505/2011===30 14:45 || 8.2% || |-* 21|| 2011/06/01 19:33: The mayor of the town asked me to mow the surrounding lawn15 || 8. I sense profit!5% || |-* 21:28: Woke up looking at the sunrise, wondering who stole my tent while I was sleeping|| 2011/06/02 09:10 || 8.7% || * 20|-|| 2011/06/03 14:5710 || 8.8% || |-|| 2011/06/04 13: Quest to 'get a jackhammer and remove a sword from a stone' is completed! Got a pot of gold. Let's go on a shopping spree!56 || 9.0% || |-* 19|| 2011/06/05 11:20: Experienced a brief moment of frozen time today as the word 'AUTOSAVE' flashed above me in the sky, then vanished just as quickly.27 || 9.2% || |-* 19|| 2011/06/06 13:11: Walked into a bar35 || 9... That really hurt!5% || |-* 18|| 2011/06/09 12:27: Saw a charred body clutching a copy 54 || 10.2% || ''not sure why these values are out of "Atheism for Dummies". He must have angered his god somehow.order''|-* 17|| 2011/06/11 12:38: Spent some time eating cucumber sandwiches and daintily drinking tea10 || 10. It may have made me look like an idiot, but at least it restored some 8% || ''not sure why these values are out of my health.order''|-* 16|| 2011/06/12 02:57: Checked my beehive on a stick to see if it was working correctly. Spent the next half an hour bandaging my head04 || 10.4% || ''not sure why these values are out of order''|-* 15|| 2011/06/14 21:45: The Fluffy Sun Dog was vanquished42 || 11. I stood upon his lifeless body for you, my Lady!4% || ''not sure why these values are out of order''* 15|-|| 2011/06/16 20:37: My wounds are healing, the holes in my outfit are disappearing, and even my pathetic life is starting to look better46 || 11. My Lady, I think I shall do something great and stupid in your honor! * 156% || |-|| 2011/06/19 18:37: A Fluffy Sun Dog jumped out of the bush with a wide wicked smile and said: 'Well, well, we finally meet, Pro Tagonist!'44 || 11. 8% || * |-|| 2011/06/21 09:15:37: Stumbled across a sign that read: 'You are entering Bat Country|| 12. Beware.'4% || |-* 10|| 2011/06/22 07:05: Tried to be good46 || 12. Planted some flowers along the roadside and hugged a puppy. Couldn't find a baby to kiss, though5% || |-|| 2011/06/24 18:14 || 12.8% || |-* 09|| 2011/06/25 19:52: Xarpedon Demonsbane suddenly rushed past me, barked "Hi" and finished off the Thin Client. I'd better make more friends, it seems they can come in handy sometimes57 || 12.9% || |-* || 2011/06/26 13:09:21: Met Hopkinton Rhubarb III, borrowed some food and a couple of healing potions. Feeling much better now|| 13.2% || * 08|-|| 2011/06/28 13:16: Found an atheist in a foxhole50 || 13.4% || |-===5|| 2011/1406/2011===28 20:17 || 13.5% || * [Today, I had to flee from 2 Firefoxes: One was drunk, the other adjective|-less.]* 21|| 2011/06/30 20:37: Tried to climb a social ladder but ran into a glass ceiling39 || 13.7% || |-* 21|| 2011/07/09 19:1640 || 14.8% || |-|| 2011/07/15 09: Hopkinton Rhubarb III took the monster aside, giving me plenty of time to get away20 || 15. Don't worry Cod of War, I'll get you next time!1% || * 20:05: Hopkinton Rhubarb III ran out of the bushes shouting, "Pro Tagonist, I'm coming!", tripped and rolled head over heels into the gully|-|| 2011/07/16 11:07 || 15. Typical 3% || |- I have to do everything myself.* || 2011/07/1809:20: Xarpedon Demonsbane ran out of the bushes shouting, "Pro Tagonist, I'm coming!" and suddenly fell into a hidden pit45 || 15. Well, you know what they say 5% || |- if you want something done right, do it yourself.* 09|| 2011/07/25 13:5225 || 16.9% || |-|| 2011/07/26 22: Saw a group of magical insects escape a flood in a tiny ship of their own creation05 || 17. Could this be the fabled Ark of the Coven0% || |-Ants?* 08|| 2011/07/30 09:57: I suppose this is a good place to find out how many heroes it takes to change a lightbulb. Let's go!26 || 17.4% || ** ''unfortunately, it turns out I'm only about 8% through the quest; wishful thinking, I guess''|-* || 2011/08/04 20:46: A thousand and one yellow daffodils began to dance in front of me33 || 18. Was that you, Great One? ...or just the mushrooms I ate recently?2% || * The heroine is making copies of her diary to be sold as a new superhero comic book...* Reluctantly debriding wounds with some five|-star brandy...* 07|| 2011/08/05 15:4505 || 18.5% || |-|| 2011/08/08 09: While walking through the forest, I heard a strange noise and saw a large blue box. I decided to ignore it and moved on50 || 18.6% || |-* 07|| 2011/08/10 22:02: A cute little girl wearing a nekomimi asked me to find out how many heroes it takes to change a lightbulb|| 19. It's a bit weird, but why not embark upon this quest?1% || |-* 06|| 2011/08/12 20:52: Notes from arena battle: Koentjah begs for mercy32 || 19. Pro Tagonist definitely fulfilled her god's expectations today! The winner receives a golden brick and 817 gold coins. As a sign of heroic solidarity, the winner returned 278 coins to her rival for medicine6% || |-|| 2011/08/13 07:20 || 19.7% || |-* 06:|| 2011/08/14 09: I guess I'll never figure out how to become the 263rd member of "The Old Gods" guild. Whatever. I'll find something else to do49 || 19.8% || |-* || 2011/08/15 06:09: A voice from the skies shouted: 'Cancel this quest.' Funny04 || 20.0% || ===5|-|| 2011/1308/2011===* 2119 15:45: Felt adventurous and took the path less traveled, but turned back after having so much trouble walking through the tall grass and weeds35 || 20.8% || |-* 19|| 2011/08/20 08:5753 || 21.2% || |-|| 2011/08/22 09: With one clean blow, the Dust Bunny was sent on its final journey20 || 21. I searched its lifeless body and found 18 gold coins and some false hope8% || |-|| 2011/08/25 20:30 || 22.4% || ** ''Since achieving Level 18 yesterday, I have also defeated a Sun Dog and escaped from an Asexual Firefox. I've never even seen these monsters before!''|-* 07|| 2011/08/26 21:01: Rode into Los Demonos on a cloud of dust. No horse, just a cloud of dust00 || 22.7% || ===5|-|| 2011/1208/2011===* 2228 10:46: Crazy scientists have given me another quest: travel to the edge of the earth and try not to fall off of it42 || 23.1% || * 22:13|-|| 2011/08/30 19: Suddenly, I banged my head against thick air38 || 23. It's like there was an invisible wall there7% || |-|| 2011/09/01 12:45 || 24... or am I subconsciously learning how to mime?0% || * 22:10: Quest to 'break the Fourth Wall' is completed! Got |-|| 2011/09/02 17:30 || 24.1% || |-|| 2011/09/04 20:20 || 24.3% || |-|| 2011/09/10 10:02 || 25.1% || |-|| 2011/09/17 10:13 || 26.2% || |-|| 2011/09/17 14:40 || 26.3% || |-|| 2011/09/19 19:56 || 26.8% || |-|| 2011/09/21 19:31 || 27.0% || |-|| 2011/09/22 07:59 || 27.1% || |-|| 2011/09/24 11:46 || 27.6% || |-|| 2011/09/26 22:31 || 27.9% || |-|| 2011/10/03 16:42 || 29.0% || |-|| 2011/10/06 15:51 || 29.5% || |-|| 2011/10/09 10:30 || 30.0% || |-|| 2011/10/10 13:50 || 30.3% || |-|| 2011/10/14 12:25 || 31.2% || |-|| 2011/10/15 22:00 || 31.5% || |-|| 2011/10/25 17:10 || 33.3% || |-|| 2011/10/28 07:40 || 34.0% || |-|| 2011/11/02 07:00 || 35.1% || |-|| 2011/11/07 15:10 || 35.9% || |-|| 2011/11/07 17:27 || 36.0% || |-|| 2011/11/10 16:11 || 36.5% || |-|| 2011/11/12 18:11 || 37.0% || |-|| 2011/11/16 16:56 || 38.0% || |-|| 2011/11/18 16:25 || 38.5% || |-|| 2011/11/20 14:01 || 39.0% || |-|| 2011/11/21 07:46 || 39.1% || |-|| 2011/11/22 08:51 || 39.5% || |-|| 2011/11/23 15:25 || 39.9% || |-|| 2011/11/23 22:35 || 40.0% || |-|| 2011/11/25 17:00 || 40.5% || |-|| 2011/11/27 13:35 || 41.0% || |-|| 2011/11/30 10:50 || 41.5% || |-|| 2011/12/01 13:15 || 42.1% || |-|| 2011/12/05 17:10 || 43.0% || |-|| 2011/12/07 06:55 || 43.5% || |-|| 2011/12/11 21:59 || 44.0% || |-|| 2011/12/18 20:20 || 45.6% || |-|| 2011/12/22 10:30 || 46.2% || |-|| 2011/12/24 15:21 || 46.5% || |-|| 2011/12/24 22:04 || 46.9% || |-|| 2011/12/25 08:08 || 47.1% || |-|| 2011/12/28 20:34 || 48.0% || |-|| 2011/12/30 11:40 || 48.6% || |-|| 2011/12/31 19:09 || 49.0% || |-|| 2012/01/02 11:05 || 49.5% || |-|| 2012/01/02 21:55 || 49.6% || |-|| 2012/01/04 11:50 || 50.0% || |-|| 2012/01/06 08:05 || 50.5% || |-|| 2012/01/10 22:10 || 51.5% || |-|| 2012/01/12 09:59 || 52.0% || |-|| 2012/01/12 21:34 || 52.2% || |-|| 2012/01/13 09:35 || 52.6% || |-|| 2012/01/13 16:25 || 52.8% || |-|| 2012/01/17 09:45 || 53.8% || |-|| 2012/01/20 07:50 || 54.5% || |-|| 2012/01/20 21:55 || 54.6% || |-|| 2012/01/21 16:20 || 55.0% || |-|| 2012/01/23 07:05 || 55.5% || |-|| 2012/01/26 11:55 || 56.0% || |-|| 2012/01/30 09:10 || 57.0% || |-|| 2012/02/02 16:15 || 57.5% || |-|| 2012/02/03 21:13 || 58.0% || |-|| 2012/02/05 10:44 || 58.5% || |-|| 2012/02/07 15:25 || 59.0% || |-|| 2012/02/09 18:00 || 59.5% || |-|| 2012/02/10 16:30 || 59.8% || |-|| 2012/02/11 13:42 || 60.1% || |-|| 2012/02/14 13:20 || 61.1% || |-|| 2012/02/15 08:45 || 61.5% || |-|| 2012/02/20 09:45 || 62.5% || |-|| 2012/02/20 22:25 || 63.0% || |-|| 2012/02/21 20:55 || 63.5% || |-|| 2012/02/23 17:26 || 64.0% || |-|| 2012/02/24 16:25 || 64.4% || |-|| 2012/02/25 09:30 || 64.5% || |-|| 2012/02/26 15:40 || 65.0% || |-|| 2012/03/02 11:00 || 65.7% || |-|| 2012/03/03 14:20 || 66.0% || |-|| 2012/03/05 16:40 || 66.4% || |-|| 2012/03/06 09:30 || 66.7% || |-|| 2012/03/06 17:00 || 66.9% || |-|| 2012/03/06 20:08 || 67.0% || |-|| 2012/03/09 09:00 || 67.5% || |-|| 2012/03/10 07:50 || 68.0% || |-|| 2012/03/17 13:15 || 70.5% || |-|| 2012/03/18 19:45 || 71.0% || |-|| 2012/03/22 14:10 || 72.0% || |-|| 2012/03/25 09:25 || 72.5% || |-|| 2012/03/26 10:10 || 73.0% || |-|| 2012/03/27 09:25 || 73.5% || |-|| 2012/03/29 16:45 || 74.5% || |-|| 2012/03/31 09:42 || 75.0% || |-|| 2012/04/02 09:10 || 75.5% || |-|| 2012/04/04 18:05 || 76.0% || |-|| 2012/04/06 10:10 || 76.5% || |-|| 2012/04/09 18:00 || 77.5% || |-|| 2012/04/11 09:30 || 78.4% || |-|| 2012/04/13 12:35 || 79.0% || |-|| 2012/04/14 15:51 || 79.5% || |-|| 2012/04/16 15:45 || 80.0% || |-|| 2012/04/18 07:25 || 80.6% || |-|| 2012/04/19 09:40 || 81.0% || |-|| 2012/04/22 11:35 || 81.5% || |-|| 2012/04/24 12:55 || 82.0% || |-|| 2012/04/26 09:50 || 82.5% || |-|| 2012/04/28 09:00 || 82.9% || |-|| 2012/04/30 09:10 || 83.4% || |-|| 2012/04/30 10:45 || 83.5% || |-|| 2012/05/01 09:35 || 84.0% || |-|| 2012/05/03 06:15 || 84.5% || |-|| 2012/05/06 06:50 || 85.0% || |-|| 2012/05/07 17:48 || 85.5% || |-|| 2012/05/08 17:05 || 86.0% || |-|| 2012/05/10 09:40 || 86.6% || |-|| 2012/05/11 16:15 || 87.0% || |-|| 2012/05/12 20:45 || 87.5% || |-|| 2012/05/13 22:33 || 88.0% || |-|| 2012/05/16 07:00 || 88.5% || |-|| 2012/05/17 07:20 || 89.0% || |-|| 2012/05/18 06:54 || 89.5% || |-|| 2012/05/19 10:30 || 90.0% || |-|| 2012/05/20 09:40 || 90.5% || |-|| 2012/05/21 09:00 || 91.0% || |-|| 2012/05/22 18:41 || 91.5% || |-|| 2012/05/23 20:55 || 92.0% || |-|| 2012/05/24 21:30 || 92.5% || |-|| 2012/05/26 09:10 || 93.0% || |-|| 2012/05/27 11:40 || 93.9% || |-|| 2012/05/29 07:15 || 94.5% || |-|| 2012/05/30 20:35 || 94.9% || |-|| 2012/05/31 16:05 || 95.0% || |-|| 2012/06/01 13:11 || 95.4% || |-|| 2012/06/01 22:20 || 95.5% || |-|| 2012/06/03 12:45 || 95.9% || |-|| 2012/06/03 19:40 || 96.0% || |-|| 2012/06/04 09:40 || 96.4% || |-|| 2012/06/04 20:45 || 96.5% || |-|| 2012/06/06 10:55 || 97.0% || |-|| 2012/06/06 11:15 || 97.2% || |-|| 2012/06/07 12:00 || 97.5% || |-|| 2012/06/07 16:55 || 97.6% || |-|| 2012/06/08 14:15 || 97.8% || |-|| 2012/06/09 07:30 || 98.0% || |-|| 2012/06/11 11:40 || 98.5% || |-|| 2012/06/12 22:54 || 99.0% || |-|| 2012/06/14 06:30 || 99.5% || |-|| 2012/06/15 06:46 || 100.0% || ''earned 1000th brick''|-|| 2012/06/15 07:26 || 100.0% || Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors, and cut the ribbon in a pot of gold. Let's go on a shopping spree!* 22:05: Another map stately manner with my sword. I can't believe it's finally happened! After all these months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lady! I feel crazy with an 'X' scratched on it! Great One, why do people insist on vandalising perfectly good maps?* 17:29: Waited for some ducks to cross the roadhappiness.* 17:26: Searched for memory lane, but couldn't remember the directions.|}
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