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{{diary | title = Mad-man Mike's Diary | width = 275px | text = 09:18 PM That darned firefox! I turned away for just a second and he chewed my grenade pin to pieces. Now I have to throw it away.}}
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* <span id="Approval">'''09-15-2015 Cold Fire'''</span>
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{{diary | title = Mad-man Mike's Diary | width = 275px | text = 10:56 PM Rubbed the cryogenically preserved phoenix vigorously in the hope of summoning a genie. Smoke started to plume from its surface. Just a little more... EEEK! It's on fire! It burns! It hurts!}}
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= Ideabox and ER =
*Approved
**Approved ideas: 162177
**Bug Reports: 3
**Approved corrections: 1
*Ideabox influence
**Daily limit: 3239
**Positive voting power: 3
**Enter Top 100 in the Pantheon of Gratitude ✔
**Enter Top 50 in the Pantheon of Gratitude ✔
**Enter Top 20 in the Pantheon of Gratitude ✔ **Enter top 10 in the Pantheon of Gratitude (best so far: rank 2119)
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* <span id="Approval">'''Awesome Idea ✔ 2'''</span>
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***random pet name ✔
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* <span id="Approval">'''Diary ✔ 54'''</span>
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***Random occurrences
****while traveling ✔
****while fighting a monster ✔
****while the hero is dead
****while healing ✔
****while trading ✔
****on getting a new quest ✔
****depositing gold towards savings ✔
****on aura end
****upon arrival in town
***Influences
****voice from own god
****voice from some other god
****response to god voice ✔
****encourage
****upon melting a brick
****ignoring god voice ✔
***Other****other
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* <span id="Approval">'''Earthly news ✔ 24'''</span>
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***Random occurrences
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* <span id="Approval">'''Duels ✔ 5'''</span>
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***Fight log
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* <span id="Approval">'''Dungeons ✔ 55'''</span>
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***Rooms ✔
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* <span id="Approval">'''Quests ✔ 10'''</span>
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***Normal ✔
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* <span id="Approval">'''Monster ✔ 2'''</span>
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***Normal
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* <span id="Approval">'''Artifact ✔ 5'''</span>
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***Normal ✔
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* <span id="Approval">'''Equipment ✔ 2'''</span>
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***Weapon
== Ideabox ==
'''Approved Submissions: 170177'''
(The ideas that were accepted might look different in the game due to corrections that were made in the ER.)
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* <span id="Approval">Awesome Ideas: 23</span>
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|| 09/09/15 || random pet name: Blaze
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|| 11/14/15 || random pet name: Chewy
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* <span id="Approval">Diary: 5464</span>
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|| 08/17/15 10:45PM || 63 || 30 || Sometimes it feels like I'm talking to myself, %rg%. Nevermind, don't answer that.
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|| 08/29/15 06:16PM || 87 || 31 || Don't worry, %rg%. This cold hard ground is suprisingly comfortable.
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|| 08/29/15 06:19PM || 81 || 42 || It looks like my %current_aura% is rusting. I should get rid of it before it makes my equipment rust as well.
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|| 08/29/15 06:24PM || 78 || 36 || A paper airplane flew towards me. Upon reading it I saw the words “%god_phrase%”.
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|| 08/30/15 02:15PM || 70 || 41 || Signed a contract to %quest% and was slapped in the face multiple times with a fish. I should really read the small print next time.
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|| 09/03/15 09:43PM || 77 || 34 || Time really flies, one moment you're fighting a %monster% and suddenly your life is over.
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|| 09/06/15 06:37PM || 76 || 35 || They say it's about the journey, not the destination. Lets see, my journey consists of being brutally beaten by monsters and my destination is the tavern. It's definitely about the destination!
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|| 09/07/15 10:52PM || 101 || 30 || A roadside trader jumped in front of me from behind a nearby tree. I don't want to sell my loot but I guess I don't have a choice.
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|| 09/15/15 05:09PM || 121 || 22 || An elevator rose from the ground. “Dungeon entrance” was written on top of it in bright neon letters. It looks like four more people can fit in there, I'll wait for others to join me.
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|| 09/22/15 07:15PM || 86 || 44 || Note to self: Never squash a bee with your bare feet, especially when the pointy end points up.
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|| 10/10/15 07:51PM || 92 || 16 || The %monster% asked me if I knew what I had gotten myself into. I probably would if it gave me a few hints.
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* <span id="Approval">Earthly News: 2526</span>
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|| 08/10/15 02:36PM || 68 || 37 || Confusing new guild members with senior guild members...
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|| 09/15/15 05:07PM || 73 || 31 || Diving right into trouble...
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|| 05/03/15 05:37PM || 105 || 49 || %v% coughed up a piece of paper that said %god_phrase%.
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|| 07/17/15 01:28PM || 113 || 32 || %attacker% expected %attacker_god% to do something and decided to do nothing untill until {his/her} next turn.
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|| 07/17/15 01:31PM || 111 || 35 || %defender% was wondering if you need to fight “turn-based” in the arena while %attacker% took advantage of the situation and attacked as many times as {he/she} could.
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* <span id="Approval">Dungeon: 5562</span>
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|| 08/22/15 05:43PM || 78 || 18 || The heroes skip the cutscene and the story continues in the room to the %dir%.
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|| 08/30/15 07:37PM || 56 || 18 || The bosses from the dungeon all enter the room and congratulate the heroes for finding the treasure.
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|| 08/30/15 07:40PM || 50 || 22 || A huge mole appeared in front of me with a note stating that my {god///goddess} wants me to explore a dungeon.
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|| 08/30/15 09:52PM || 49 || 16 || Neon lights with the word “open” suggest the available exits are %dir%.
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|| 08/31/15 09:12AM || 61 || 18 || The sound of dripping water on the ground is making the heroes anxious.
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|| 08/31/15 09:13AM || 58 || 16 || %attacker_god% send down a rain of holy rain that closes the wounds of the entire party.
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|| 09/23/15 09:54PM || 60 || 20 || ER reviewers are still busy correcting the grammar for this room's description.
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|| 09/23/15 09:56PM || 63 || 18 || Emotional barriers block all exits except the ones to the %dir%.
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* <span id="Approval">Quest: 912</span>
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|| 05/30/15 09:37PM || 128 || 56 || question reality untill it answers
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|| 06/10/15 06:38PM || 96 || 63 || find out why great minds think alike |-|| 08/29/15 06:40PM || 49 || 54 || complete this quest the hard way|-|| 09/18/15 05:11PM || 85 || 42 || prove it can always be worse|-|| 09/29/15 05:57PM || 41 || 41 || get an NPC to break character
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* <span id="Approval">Quest Ending: 12</span>
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|| 09/13/15 03:16PM || repair a broken dream || Some glue here, a little bit of duct tape here and done!
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|| 09/20/15 04:49PM || find out what noise things that go bump in the night make during the day || Apparently it sounds the same as falling trees in the forest when no one is around to hear it.
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* <span id="Approval">Monster: 26</span>
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|| 08/16/15 11:34PM || 40 || 71 || Cute Ness Monster
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|| 08/28/15 05:23PM || 52 || 66 || Crypt Tick
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|| 09/05/15 05:01PM || 34 || 56 || Bubblewrap Mummy
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|| 09/06/15 06:24PM || 32 || 68 || Taxi Collector
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|| 09/15/15 05:20PM || 50 || 60 || Infrared Visionary
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* <span id="Approval">Artifact: 56</span>
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|| 04/17/15 09:17PM || 32 || 44 || ancient relic of modern art
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|| 05/03/15 10:06AM || 62 || 41 || designated driver's licence license @
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|| 08/06/15 08:21AM || 38 || 39 || “try this at home” guidebook |-|| 09/30/15 08:38PM || 57 || 32 || five second rulebook
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Lecture given by: {{god| High king of undies}}
 
'''IMPORTANT! This lecture was written before the sailing feature was added to the game, thus the information in this lecture is very unreliable.'''
So I’m gonna try writing something about the new sailing category, it wont be a real lecture. Mostly it will be assumptions on what kinds of entries we already know we can submit.
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style= "border-width:0; padding:0;">* <span id="Approval">'''Lecture 12: An introduction to sailing'''</span><div class="mw-collapsible-content"> Lecture given by: {{god| Brinjal}} and {{god| High king of undies}} Recently, the new sailing feature has been added to the game. This will be an introduction for the players who want to submit sailing ideas but don't have an ark yet. We will cover what kind of ideas you should submit and what sailing is like. '''Sailing, what happens, what's the goal and what do I do?''' COMING SOON '''Sailing subcategories''' These are all the sailing subcategories as they appear in ER. <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="border-width:0; padding:0;">* <span id="Approval">'''Islands'''</span><div class="mw-collapsible-content">* empty island* food supplies* ark repair* pray shrine* booty hint* lighthouse</div></div> <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="border-width:0; padding:0;">* <span id="Approval">'''Beasties'''</span><div class="mw-collapsible-content">* appear* death (no loot)* death (with loot)</div></div> <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="border-width:0; padding:0;">* <span id="Approval">'''Pirating'''</span><div class="mw-collapsible-content">* battle start* battle end* battle flee</div></div> <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="border-width:0; padding:0;">* <span id="Approval">'''Influences'''</span><div class="mw-collapsible-content">* encourage* punish* miracle* god voice</div></div> <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="border-width:0; padding:0;">* <span id="Approval">'''Others'''</span><div class="mw-collapsible-content">* sail start* sail end* booty/manimal/feninal* vortex*other</div></div> '''Sail log''' If you dont have an ark yet it's hard to know what the sailing entries look like. Therefore these ideaboxers are recommended to read some of the ark logs below. <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="border-width:0; padding:0;">* <span id="Approval">'''Players'''</span><div class="mw-collapsible-content"> {| class="sortable" border=1!Ark!Status!Supplies!Cargo|-|| <div style="background-color:#e2e7f2; padding:5px;">Aliyaa / Azzageddi </div>||<div style="background-color:#e2e7f2; padding:5px;"> drowned </div>||<div style="background-color:#e2e7f2; padding:5px;"> 11/40 </div>||<div style="background-color:#e2e7f2; padding:5px;"> [_] [_]</div>|-|| <div style="background-color:#f5e2d4; padding:5px;">Stevaloid / Brinjal </div>||<div style="background-color:#f5e2d4; padding:5px;"> exited </div>||<div style="background-color:#f5e2d4; padding:5px;"> 30/40 </div>||<div style="background-color:#f5e2d4; padding:5px;"> [_] [_]</div>|-|| <div style="background-color:#e6f3e6; padding:5px;">Leonard of Quirm / Susan Sto Helit] </div>||<div style="background-color:#e6f3e6; padding:5px;"> exited </div>||<div style="background-color:#e6f3e6; padding:5px;"> 17/40 </div>||<div style="background-color:#e6f3e6; padding:5px;"> [💰] [♀]</div>|}</div></div> <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="border-width:0; padding:0;">* <span id="Approval">'''Sail log'''</span><div class="mw-collapsible-content"> ''Step 1''<div style="background-color:#f7f7f7; padding:5px;"> 12:26 Aliyaa, Stevaloid and Leonard Of Quirm set sail on the open sea in attempt to close it.</div> ''Step 5''<div style="background-color:#e6f3e6; padding:5px;">12:27 A fountain on the horizon looks exactly like Fantasea.</div> ''Step 8''<div style="background-color:#e6f3e6; padding:5px;">12:29 Fugunia announces her presence with a loud splash.</div> ''Step 9''<div style="background-color:#e6f3e6; padding:5px;">12:29 Leonard Of Quirm leaves the sea battle. Why fight when you can negotiate?</div> ''Step 10''<div style="background-color:#e6f3e6; padding:5px;"> 12:29 Dead Fugunia doesn't show signs of life or trophies, which upsets Leonard Of Quirm.</div> ''Step 12''<div style="background-color:#e2e7f2; padding:5px;">12:30 Failkyrie shines from the water.</div> ''Step 13''<div style="background-color:#f5e2d4; padding:5px;">12:31 Stevaloid fills his belly and the ark with the supplies he finds on the island.</div> ''Step 14''<div style="background-color:#e6f3e6; padding:5px;">12:31 <span style="color:#38599a">A lightning bolt hits the water. Leonard Of Quirm replenishes his supplies with popped-out fish.</span></div> ''Step 15''<div style="background-color:#e2e7f2; padding:5px;">11:31 Aliyaa crushes the beast with her ark. Failkyrie turns blue and sinks.</div> ''Step 18''<div style="background-color:#e6f3e6; padding:5px;">12:33 Biterina is circling around. The roar of a siren disperses the fog, revealing the surroundings to Leonard Of Quirm.</div> ''Step 20''<div style="background-color:#e2e7f2; padding:5px;">12:33 <span style="color:#38599a">Aliyaa throws a trident of unknown origin into the enemy, neatly punching his hull.</span> Biterina couldn't protect fresh water. Aliyaa enjoys the plunder.</div> ''Step 21''<div style="background-color:#e6f3e6; padding:5px;">12:34 The inhabitants of this island recognize the hero as their god and offer all their treasures accumulated over many centuries.</div><div style="background-color:#f5e2d4; padding:5px;">Stevaloid silently observes as a cast of crabs carries the ark out to the shore and quickly patches up holes in its bottom.</div> ''Step 24''<div style="background-color:#e2e7f2; padding:5px;"> 12:35 Aliyaa stumbles upon a sawmill and redirects its output towards the repair of her ark.</div><div style="background-color:#e6f3e6; padding:5px;">After a long and futile search, Leonard Of Quirm decides to pray to make use of this island.</div> ''Step 27''<div style="background-color:#e2e7f2; padding:5px;">12:36 Henfish roars nearby.</div> ''Step 28''<div style="background-color:#e2e7f2; padding:5px;">12:37 Henfish fails a victim of a gunpowder plot, while Aliyaa pretends to have nothing to do with the explosion.</div> ''Step 29''<div style="background-color:#f5e2d4; padding:5px;">Stevaloid puts a sea-shell to his ear and, surprisingly, hears a hint.</div><div style="background-color:#e2e7f2; padding:5px;">Henfish is breathless. Aliyaa fishes fresh water from the sea depths.</div> ''Step 30''<div style="background-color:#e6f3e6; padding:5px;">12:38 Gorgonella drew herself on the map.</div> ''Step 31''<div style="background-color:#e6f3e6; padding:5px;">12:38 Leonard Of Quirm calls for a storm on Gorgonella.</div> ''Step 32''<div style="background-color:#f5e2d4; padding:5px;">12:38 Stevaloid seizes supplies from the abandoned pirate lair, mostly focusing on the rum.</div><div style="background-color:#e2e7f2; padding:5px;">Crunchella and Royal Jellyfish peep out from the waves.Not having any better ideas, Aliyaa sets a lighthouse on fire and peers into the area through the clouds of smoke.</div><div style="background-color:#e6f3e6; padding:5px;">Leonard Of Quirm utters an ominous spell and Gorgonella gets a kick from the very depths of hell.</div> ''Step 33''<div style="background-color:#e6f3e6; padding:5px;">12:39 Gorgonella exchanges her life for fresh water.</div> ''Step 34''<div style="background-color:#e6f3e6; padding:5px;">12:39 Leonard Of Quirm looks in horror at a meteorite flying at his ark... which ends up being a harmless and tasty meatball.</div> ''Step 35''<div style="background-color:#e6f3e6; padding:5px;">12:40 Apparently, this island is empty.</div> ''Step 36''<div style="background-color:#e6f3e6; padding:5px;">12:40 Leonard Of Quirm calls for a storm, but he really shouldn't have.</div> ''Step 37''<div style="background-color:#e6f3e6; padding:5px;">12:40 Leonard Of Quirm sadly observes how the divine energy tries to boil the sea.</div><div style="background-color:#e2e7f2; padding:5px;">Aliyaa comes under a rain of bolts and nuts which strangely repairs the ark.</div> ''Step 38''<div style="background-color:#e6f3e6; padding:5px;">12:41 After deafening clashes, the sky poured popcorn. Leonard Of Quirm managed to score himself a few buckets.</div> ''Step 40''<div style="background-color:#e6f3e6; padding:5px;">12:42 Leonard Of Quirm friendly greets the diver-engineer who appeared out of nowhere and is apparently fixing his ark.</div><div style="background-color:#e6f3e6; padding:5px;"><span style="color:#38599a">Leonard Of Quirm gets a coconut on his head and a booty hint.</span></div> ''Step 41''<div style="background-color:#e2e7f2; padding:5px;">12:42 Shocked Aliyaa sees as the ark sheds its sheathing and quickly grows a new, stronger one.</div> ''Step 42''<div style="background-color:#e2e7f2; padding:5px;">12:43 Aliyaa positively charges with optimism. Unfortunately it has no effect on the ark.</div><div style="background-color:#e6f3e6; padding:5px;">Friendly polyps stick to the bottom of the ark and patch some holes in it.</div><div style="background-color:#e2e7f2; padding:5px;"><span style="color:#38599a">Aliyaa goes down. The sea does not like to be restrained.</span></div><div style="background-color:#e6f3e6; padding:5px;">Leonard Of Quirm filled his ark up to brim.</div><div style="background-color:#e6f3e6; padding:5px;">Free from her load, Royal Jellyfish sinks like a stone. Leonard Of Quirm finds a female.</div><div style="background-color:#e6f3e6; padding:5px;">An elegant fenimal gracefully swims into the arks's hold and immediately starts demanding attention.</div> ''Step 43''<div style="background-color:#e6f3e6; padding:5px;">12:43 Following a sudden desire, Leonard Of Quirm throws his fishing net and pulls it back full of various sea delicacies.</div> ''step 45''<div style="background-color:#e6f3e6; padding:5px;">12:44 Giant heads sticking out of the sand hint at the location of something important.</div> ''Step 46''<div style="background-color:#f5e2d4; padding:5px;">12:44 Stevaloid restocks his ark from a stash of coconuts and bananas.</div> ''Step 47''<div style="background-color:#e6f3e6; padding:5px;">12: Coming Soon 45 Divine providence turns up some good catch, and Leonard Of Quirm stockpiles with provisions.</div> ''Step 48''<div style="background-color:#f5e2d4; padding:5px;">12:45 Not waiting for a permission to dock, Stevaloid sails his ark to the port.</div> ''Step 52''<div style="background-color:#e6f3e6; padding:5px;">12:47 The skies are filling up with clouds, while the galley is filling up with milk. Leonard Of Quirm anticipates a feast.</div> ''Step 58''<div style="background-color:#e6f3e6; padding:5px;">12:49 Leonard Of Quirm calls for a storm, but he really shouldn't have.</div> ''Step 60''<div style="background-color:#e6f3e6; padding:5px;">12:50 Leonard Of Quirm decides to end this sail and heads to the port.</div></div></div> == Lecture 13: COMING SOON ==  
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