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Cold Turkey

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{{monster|image=coldturkey.jpg|class=AnimalPoultry|habitat=Tundras and mountains|description=A turkey in clothes}}
== Description ==
The '''Cold Turkey''' (''Frigus Meleagris'') is an intelligent bird, with strict ethical codex. It is known to try to convince heroes never to drink beer again, this leads to most conflicts. It prefers cold climates, and likes to hang around taverns. Slightly bigger and more dressed than the common turkeys of Godville. The largest flock is supposed to live at [[Trollbridge]]. Some heroes prefer to marinate them in beer before cooking and consuming them, to further humiliate them after their defeat.

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