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My Amazing Brilliance
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| 02/15/15 02:15PM || My fingers slipped and I accidentally threw %artifact% into the campfire. Quickly pretended I was offering a sacrifice.
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| 01/04/15 07:00PM || Just found out the warranty on my %equipment% becomes null and void on event of my death. Damn!
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| 12/26/14 01:15PM || A group of heroes just exited the dungeon with bulging bags and told me that they’d already plundered all there was to plunder. Maybe next time, %rg%.
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| 11/22/14 01:46PM || An older and more experienced hero gave me a free gold brick out of goodwill. That was such a kind… Hey, wait! Why am I missing %gold% coins?
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| 11/01/14 10:55PM || I don’t always %current_quest%, but when I do, I quit halfway.
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| 10/23/14 01:36PM || Instead of wasting my money on new equipment, I headed over to the blacksmith to fix up my current equipment.
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| 08/05/14 04:10PM || %pet_name% just relieved himself on the feet of a town guard. I — I’m going to pretend I don’t own him.
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| 07/30/14 01:43PM || I really hope that, one day, if I keep doing what I’m doing, I will figure out what the hell I’m actually doing.
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| 07/01/14 02:17AM || I’ve been furiously stepping on this crack for the last five minutes and nothing’s happening to the monster’s back.
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| || Earthly News
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| 02/07/15 11:35AM || Sympathizing with fleeing monsters…
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| 01/07/15 02:22PM || <nowiki>Struggling to pronounce {his|her} friends’ names…</nowiki>
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| 12/06/14 01:16PM || Popping other people’s personal bubbles…
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| || Dungeon Phrases
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| 01/21/15 12:22PM || The plastic stars hanging from the ceiling glow faintly in the dark.
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| 01/07/15 12:57PM || Everything in this room is immaculately clean, even the cobwebs.
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01/21/15 12:22PM The plastic stars hanging from the ceiling glow faintly in the dark.
 
01/07/15 12:57PM Everything in this room is immaculately clean, even the cobwebs.
 
12/26/14 01:15PM A group of heroes just exited the dungeon with bulging bags and told me that they’d already plundered all there was to plunder. Maybe next time, %rg%.
 
12/06/14 01:16PM Popping other people’s personal bubbles…
 
11/22/14 01:46PM An older and more experienced hero gave me a free gold brick out of goodwill. That was such a kind… Hey, wait! Why am I missing %gold% coins?
 
11/01/14 10:55PM I don’t always %current_quest%, but when I do, I quit halfway.
 
10/23/14 01:36PM Instead of wasting my money on new equipment, I headed over to the blacksmith to fix up my current equipment.
 
08/05/14 04:10PM %pet_name% just relieved himself on the feet of a town guard. I — I’m going to pretend I don’t own him.
 
07/30/14 01:43PM I really hope that, one day, if I keep doing what I’m doing, I will figure out what the hell I’m actually doing.
07/01/14 02:17AM I’ve been furiously stepping on this crack for the last five minutes and nothing’s happening to the monster’s back.
06/27/14 12:35PM %hero_name% has defeated the %monster%! {He|She} claims %gold% and…why am I speaking in third person?
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