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Pirate of the 7 Cs

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{{monster | image = pirate1.jpg | class = ''Humanoid'' | habitat = ''Atlantis'' | description = ''Hideous!'' | health = ''Almost immortal'' | totem = Silver Raven Piracy Guild }}
== Description ==The '''Pirate of the 7 Cs''' (''Marinus scourgis'') is a fearsome monster usually found in Atlantis, the new newly <s>conquered</s> adopted home of the pirates, but it is also sometimes found in other wet areas of Godville.  
To hear him tell it, the 7 Cs are Charming, Cheerful, Charismatic, Chatty, Compassionate, Caring and Cute, and he spends his days helping old ladies across the street to the bank, and carrying things <s>off</s> for them when they come out. Also helping traders to relieve themselves of their pesky, but heavy <s>coins</s> goods as a personal favour to them, and at no gain to himself.
Common knowledge has it that the 7 Cs actually stand for Creepy, Caustic, Cut-throat, Cold-hearted, Cold-blooded, Callous and Collector. ''(What he actually collects is still a a well guarded secret, although there have been rumours ...)''
Common knowledge has it that the 7 Cs actually stand for Creepy, Caustic, Cut-throat, Cold-hearted, Cold-blooded, Callous and Collector. ''(What he actually collects is still a a well guarded secret, although == History ==Initially there have been rumours ...)'' There were several of these Pirates initially, but due to their inability to be in on the same vicinity planet as each other, and something about not taking orders from anyone else, there appears to have been some sort of intense battle, which resulted in their being only one survivor His favourite pastime seems the Pirate of the 3 Cs adding a few adjectives. It is unknown just how many pirates remain in the wild, but they are believed to be relieving tavern owners of their ruma very endangered species, and then paying for it with gold he stole mostly from them in the first placeeach other.
This monster's favourite pastime seems to be relieving tavern owners of their rum, and then paying for it with gold he stole from them in the first place.
== Attributes ==
[[Image:PirateGrog.jpg|200px|thumb|left|A Pirate weakness]]
<div class="messagebox" style="float: right; width: 200px; margin-left: 10px;">[[Image:pirate7.jpg|200px|thumb|left|the Real Pirate of the 7 Cs.]]</div>
'''Strengths'''
* Has no scruplesIs confrontational when cornered* Deadly with a weapon* Extremely fearsomein a fight* A rapier witand a very sharp cutlass* A very sharp cutlasstotal lack of scruples
'''Weaknesses'''
* Is not really waterproof
* Rum, or gold, in any quantity* Gold, in at any quantitytime* Extremely Is easily distracted due to his greedynature* Is terrified of pie rats
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