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Pirate of the 7 Cs

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{{monster | image = pirate1.jpg | class = ''Humanoid'' | habitat = ''Atlantis'' | description = ''Hideous!'' | health = ''Almost immortal'' | totem = Silver Raven Piracy Guild }}
The '''Pirate of the 7 Cs''' (''Marinus scourgis'') is a fearsome monster usually found in Atlantis, the new <s>conquered</s> adopted home of the pirates, but it is also sometimes found in other wet areas of Godville.
To hear him tell it, the 7 Cs are Charming, Cheerful, Charismatic, Chatty, CompasionateCompassionate, Caring and Cute, and he spends his days helping old ladies across the street to the bank, and carrying things -<s>off- </s> for them when they come out. Also relieving helping traders to relieve themselves of their pesky, but heavy <s>coins </s> goods as a personal favour to them, and at no gain to himself.
Common knowledge has it that the 7 Cs actually stand for Creepy, Caustic, Cut-throat, Cold-hearted, Cold-blooded, Callous and Collector. ''(I don't think ANYONE wants to know what he actually collects...)''
Common knowledge has it that the 7 Cs actually stand for Creepy, Caustic, Cut-throat, Cold-hearted, Cold-blooded, Callous and Collector. ''(What he actually collects is still a a well guarded secret, although there have been rumours ...)'' There were several of these Pirates initially, but due to their inability to be in the same vicinity as each other, and something about not taking orders from anyone else, there appears to have been some sort of battle, which resulted in their being only one survivor His favourite pastime seems to be relieving tavern owners of their rum, and then paying them for it with gold he stole from them in the first place.   [[Image:PirateGrog.jpg|200px|thumb|left|A Pirate weakness]]<div class="messagebox" style="float: right; width: 200px; margin-left: 10px;">[[Image:pirate7.jpg|200px|thumb|left|the Real Pirate of the 7 Cs.]]</div> 
[[Image:pirate7.jpg|200px|thumb|left|The Real Pirate of the 7 Cs]][[Image:PirateGrog.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Pirate Weaknesses]]
'''Strengths'''
* Very quick in a fightHas no scruples* Extremely bravefearsome
* A rapier wit
* A very sharp cutlass
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