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Monster repellent

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{{stub}}[[Image:MonstersAway.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Monster repellent]]
A Type: Artifact '''Monster repellent''' is a rather straightforward concept, this . This product keeps monsters away, at least for a couple of milestones. It comes in spray form and is available as a clip -on as well, keychain, wrist band, or necklace. It is thought to operate by releasing a pungent scent into the air around the hero. Any monster that gets a whiff of such a the smell heads for the hill hills as quick as they it can. The smell can be noticed from a speculated distance of 3 whole milestones. Thus, so the hero or heroine is given a "free ride" to can once again travel freely. Note: Some monster have an impaired sense of smell(or none at all!), so without the product does not have a 100% guarantee fear of effectivenesslife and limb.  '''Advertisement:''' Enjoy your life, temporarily monster free. today! Buy one, get the second one free - just pay the extra shipping and handling charges, plus tax! ''Remember our motto'': The smell of it can kill you, so it would will certainly give a monster those monsters a nasty shock!  '''Disclaimer:''' '''''does not have a 100% guarantee''''' of effectiveness as some monsters have an impaired sense of smell - in which case it will need to be combined with a closet as well as under-the-bed check, blanket, stuffed animal, light source (the brighter the better), and a hug of reassurance for maximum effect.
==Instructions for Use==
==Strategies for Use==
This artifact usually melts 3,000 [[gold coins]] into one golden brick. Accordingly, a hero should have at least 3,000 gold coins before activating this artifact. Activating this artifact when a hero has less than 3,000 coins will usually result in the loss of 50% godpower, loss of the artifact, the hero smelling bad for a few days, and no melting of any gold coins.
Heroes with temples should not use this to melt [[gold coins]] into a golden brick due to golden bricks almost always selling for less than 3000 gold coinsunless they are on the quest to [[Survive the zombie apocalypse]], in which case they should use it with wild abandon.
This item cannot be activated when fighting a [[boss-monster]]. It is assumed this is because most bosses are used to the smell of bull-droppings so they would not be affected anyway.
[[Category:Artifacts]][[Category:Activatable Artifacts]]
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