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Death rattle

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This talisman is designed by an Evil God that wanted his a convenient method of recording of His enemies to hear the ' death cries of all the heroes and monsters . (The fact that his War Prophet maracas were broken in a recent jam session has slainnothing to do with it. ) To do so, he has captured their voices in their final moments and sealed them away in a special voice-recording orb. The orb was then affixed to a handle made from the long bones of a slain '''[[Sycophantom]]'''.
To operate the '''Death Rattle''', the hero violently shakes has to shake the talisman in a degrading and utter the words sexually suggestive way while chanting "The ☾reato✔ has spoken". These words and movements seem to awaken the voices within the cursed orb as they release all their pent up hatred, pain and frustrationstheir urgent need to go to the toilet. The blood-chilling screams and wailing from the fallen heroes and monsters are extremely effective in plunging the opponent into unknowable depths of despair thus lowering his defences and sapping his will to fight as he is filled with visions of his death. The opponent is also often confused by the apparent sexual advances during this "Dance of Death".  The '''Death Rattle''' grows stronger, louder and more effective the more enemies the hero has slain. This makes the '''Death Rattle''' a top notch purchase and a long-term investment. Resale value of any '''Death Rattle''' is extremely high due to its ability to grow more powerful with use.
The heroes who use the '''Death Rattle''' often find themselves unable to sleep as the screaming coming from it are never truly silenced. You can spot a hero who is using the talisman simply from the dark rings around his eyes and his vacant stare as the voices of the slain continue to haunt him long after their deaths. Heroes who use this talisman are often more easily influenced to the dark side. Heroes are to use it with extreme cautionand much gyrations.
[[Category:Equipment]] [[Category:Talismans]]

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