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Tire Iron Lion

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Strong (22:54 Tried to reach for the stars. They were too far away, but now a Tire Iron Lion thinks I was waving at it. Oh dear...).
The '''Tire Iron Lion''' is a[[{{stub|monster]]}}{{monster| image = TireIronLion. He was once known to be the most skilled mechanic in all the land, but walked away from that life to become a jpg| caption = | latin = Vectis leo| description = A deadly assassin. His preferred weapon is a tire iron. Soon after a kill, the Tire Iron Lion will eat the flesh of his victim and sometimes drink a beer or two. The Tire Iron Lion is easily poisoned by small bits of hero-flesh soaked in axle grease. He cannot say no to this tasty treat and calls it "yummy" despite the poisonous effect.lion| class = Mammal| habitat = Junk yards| strong = y}}
The '''Tire Iron Lion''' (''Vectis leo'') is a [[Category:Monstersmonster]]. He was once known to be the most skilled mechanic in all the land, but walked away from that life to become a deadly assassin. His preferred weapon is a tire iron. Soon after a kill, the Tire Iron Lion will eat the flesh of his victim and sometimes drink a beer or two. The Tire Iron Lion is easily poisoned by small bits of hero-flesh soaked in axle grease. He cannot say no to this tasty treat and calls it "yummy" despite the poisonous effect. ==Attributes=====Strengths===* Excellent knowledge of physics; especially levers* Can remove many tough nuts* Makes a horrible cloud of smoke when burned ===Weaknesses===* Must be re-inflated every 3000 miles* Easily distracted by string* Sleeps almost all day {{Navbox cats}}
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