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'''This week’s featured topic:''' ''TribblesAMCW''
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| <div id="mp-tfa" style="padding:2px 5px"> <div id="mp-dyk"> [[File:Tribble-anatomyTheWatch.jpg|right|thumb|Taking a closer look at the tribbleThe Watchers... Watching.]] '''An Investigation into the Tribble Incursion''' <br> <sub>By: {{god|Beeporama}}the AMCW writers</sub>
If you've opened a Mystery Box lately (or played through April Fool's Day of 2013) you've probably had {{god|Lord77}} walks in, dressed in a tribble (or twoShakespearean style outfit, or threetrying hard to avoid the chafing caused by the ridiculous purple tights he’s sporting. Clearing his voice, or twenty) blowing on the feather in your inventoryhis cap to keep it off of his face and then half-choking on it, he prepares to recite. But what are they? We've mentioned them before in [http://wiki.godvillegame.com/index.php?title=Talk:Harvest_Moon&oldid=37726 Issue #22], but let's dig a little deeper.
Fans of Star Trek will recognize them immediately. These fictional creatures were known for being small..In the beginning, there was {{god|Samuel Vimes}}. And, roundSamuel Vimes said, furrylet there be the [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch]], adorable... and for reproducing at an astounding rateit was good. This will be obvious to players whose heroes picked up a tribble And, {{god|Samuel Vimes}} imparted wisdom, knowledge, aided those that were confused, in need, only to find themselves carrying a dozen a few hours laterand the guild was peaceful.
Tribbles will gradually multiplyThen, Samuel Vimes was pulled away from our guild, taking up more and more of a player's inventory slotsthings got.. Most traders won't buy tribbles, so eventually, the hero will be unable to carry more valuable artifacts. Eventually the hero will sell themwell, but it's hard to say whether the cost is worth the trouble of losing so much inventory space for the day or so it takesstrange...
At this point, you're probably asking'The image of {{god|Lord77}} pulls away, "but what can I do about them?"unfocusing for a moment and then becoming clear again... unfortunately, not much, other than try to avoid getting them. They are found in [[Activatable_Artifacts{{god|Susan Sto Helit}} and {{god|activatable artifacts]] like Azzageddi}} sit at the Box With A Question MarkWatch House’s Historical Archives (mostly known as “The place where we throw everything we don’t need, Deus Ex Machinawant or eat, Mystery Boxplease beware of the llamas” these days), etc.surrounded by ancient manuscripts, which generally cost 50% godpower dusty books and can make a "good or bad" thing happen to the herooccasional llama. With a lot of luck, you might be able to lose one to a pickpocketing boss; but this is unlikely, and you frequently get several at a time. If you aren't carrying much else but tribbles, you might try a "die" voice command... but the best thing to do might be to wait it out! You can pass the time playing [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/2312 The Tribble Game] while you wait.'
For more information you can check out ''{{god|Susan Sto Helit}} closes the tome she’s been consulting, killing a small mouse in the process, and says,'' The AMCW goes back several millennia, having been created in the year of the cross-eyed cow, [[Tribble|GodWiki article on tribbles]http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=1#post_40997 some months ago]. Our honorable founders, who are no longer around much, which I largely wrote (although anybody established it so that Godville could have some sort of order." {{god|Azzageddi}}: “Even if we are using a rather forgiving concept of order here...” {{god|Susan Sto Helit}}: “Indeed. After all with more information such a vast and diverse body of competent, zealous, -law-abiding- law-enforcing... hmm, competent officers, it is welcome easy to edit it!sometimes step on someone’s toes (number of toes may vary, mainly because of [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=76#post_143710 Mith Igorina’s fine work]) or PM me. A good deal of my  {{god|Azzageddi}}: “I still have a few extras. They’re quite useful. They make fine chopstick holders.” {{god|Susan Sto Helit}}: “Right... too much information came from other godsthere... Anyway, so like any other part of we are not, by far, the oldest officers in the Watch but I guess we have seen the gameGuild through some rough times.” {{god|Azzageddi}}: “http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=63#post_103995 The crickets}... oh, [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=64#post_105091 the crickets]” ''(shudders)'' {{god|Susan Sto Helit}}: ''(smiles nostalgically)'' “The crickets... And the fire-breathing vampire bats. [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=76#post_143710 They took a liking to you can always turn ].” {{god|Azzageddi}}: "They liked me WAY too much!" {{god|Susan Sto Helit}}: "Well, they were nothing compared to Guild Chat or Palringo for helpthe [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=77#post_154078 chocolate hippos...]” {{god|Azzageddi}}: “Was that really chocolate in the pool? Because I certainly never tasted any of it.” {{god|Susan Sto Helit}}: “And just how curious are you?”! style={{god|Azzageddi}}: ''(silence, crickets sing in the background)'' "...I withdraw the question."padding {{god|Susan Sto Helit}}:2px;" Well, fortunately, Leonard took care of them. Well, sort of... But there was one infestation that turned out rather well." {{god| <p styleAzzageddi}}: “Ah, yes! The [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page="margin78#post_168557 Sex-crazed Llamas]!” {{god|Susan Sto Helit}}:3px; background''(facepalms)'' “No! I mean the [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=81#76B173; fontpost_171438 baby-oh-baby buga-buga bunnies].” {{god|Azzageddi}}: “Oh, that infestation!” {{god|Susan Sto Helit}}: ''(sighs)'' "Well, the baby-sizeoh-baby buga-buga bunnies did start off as one of the main ingredients in the [http:120%; font//godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=79#post_169047 creation of the sex-weightcrazed llamas].” {{god|Azzageddi}}:bold; border"That... [http:1px solid //godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=119#a3bfb1; textpost_183191 explains a few things]...” {{god|Susan Sto Helit}}: “I guess it does. But, of course, the bunnies were not always the omnipresent, self-alignconfident beings most people know them to be... Take Mitzi, for instance...” {{god|Azzageddi}}:left; color"Yes ''(dreamily)''. Well, true, she didn’t use to speak much. In fact, she used to hit me a lot... [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=86#000; paddingpost_174878 and rather hard, too].” {{god|Susan Sto Helit}}:0"Remember when she [http://godvillegame.2em 0com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=102#post_177854 broke Lordy’s nose]? [http://godvillegame.4em;">At Home with Bella Stewart<com/forums/show_topic/p>1181?page=105#post_178202 Twice]?” {{god|-Azzageddi}}: “Well, I was splintering into [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=102#post_177818 thousands of copies of myself] all over the land at the time, so I didn’t catch it personally.” {{god|Susan Sto Helit}}: “Yeah, I guess you just had to be there...” {{god|Azzageddi}}: “Oh, I was there, all right... and there... and there... and ''(tossing a thumb over his shoulder)'' over there too! style {{god|Susan Sto Helit}}: "And, of course, there’s always [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=86#post_174884 Sasha and Pasha].” {{god|Azzageddi}}: "Didn’t they sell Lordy to some gnomes once?"padding {{god|Susan Sto Helit}}: “You mean [http:2px;" //godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=87#post_175076 Gnome-a-geddon]? The great gnome invasions? Our one and only dungeon crawl?” {{god|Azzageddi}}: “Oh yeah! That’s how Sasha and Pasha got enough money to start their bar, actually.” {{god|Susan Sto Helit}}: “You mean the bar we’re not supposed to have because we’re the Watch?” {{god|Azzageddi}}: "Um, call it a neighborhood-watch meeting room...that just happens to sell hard liquor and have a piano and a chocolate fountain. And a karaoke machine that never plays [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=112#post_181449 what you want it to play].” {{god|Susan Sto Helit}}: “It always seems to please our guests at parties. And we’ve had some good ones.” {{god| Azzageddi}}: “I guess [[Filehttp://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=90#post_176038 the luau] was our first big one, wasn’t it?” {{god|Susan Sto Helit}}: “Pretty much. The ones before that could just be classified as ‘spontaneous attempts to get everyone pissed drunk’.” {{god|Azzageddi}}: “Worked for me.” {{god|Susan Sto Helit}}:Bella Stewart“Well, they were fun...jpgDrinking has been one of our most effective ways of recruiting new officers into the guild...” {{god|thumbnailAzzageddi}}: “Like {{god|Queen Godofbeer}}! Yes, he joined us [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=90#post_176229 right around the time of evil]the luau] .” '''Advice from {{god|Godofbeer}} peeks in at the Mavin sound of the Macabrehis name associated with parties.'' “Did anyone mention booze?” {{god|Susan Sto Helit}}: “Upstairs, the Mistress of MysteryCorporal. Upstairs.” Godofbeer: “Oh, our very own Empress: Bellatrixie The Strangeright.. Thanks!''(Leaves)' ' {{god|Susan Sto Helit}}: “O-kay... Moving on...” {{god|Azzageddi}}: “Hey, wasn’t the luau held right after {{god|Lord77}} joined us?”
Today I'm reaching into my mailbag to grab two <s>hand picked</s> perfectly random letters from my readers. And our winners are.{{god|Susan Sto Helit}}: “No, that you’re thinking of the Hogswatch party.But, yes, that luau changed a lot of things for the guild.
''Dear Bella{{god|Azzageddi}}: “Yes... {{god|Lord77}}, <br>I've killed over 200 boss monstersthen {{god|Godofbeer}}, and won more than a few skirmishesthen {{god|Ravenvalykre}}.. Do you have any suggestions for all these dang ears? <br>Signed, <br>Tears for Ears''.”
Here are a few {{god|Susan Sto Helit}}: “The unfortunate loss of the ways I use my extra monster ears[http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1181?page=84#post_174083 Lordy’s drinking buddy]...”
* They say you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear, but what evil goddess wouldn't love a monster ear handbag? With a variety of sizes, colors, skin types and hairs, you can make a fashion statement for every outfit!* For those of you who like to putter {{god|Azzageddi}}: “That was around in the kitchen or at the fire torture pits, monster ears make wonderful hotpads for lifting that cake out of the oven or that enemy out of the flamestime I straightened up. Don't ruin Waking up from a perfectly good hornicure!* Tired of Dark Flame rings eating into your furniture? Try monster ear coasters! Many are quite resistant blackout to Dark Flame's corrosive properties. But steer clear discover I had somehow been put in charge of things while the warty ears. Spill a Dark Flame and say goodbye to your coffee table or bar.* I've heard from some Knights Who Say Ni that large monster ears make lovely tea cozies. I cannot attest to thisCommander was away, as I absolutely do not understand pretty much did the concept of drinking tea (I mean, really, why?), but perhaps some of our Knightly readers may find this usefultrick.
''Dear Bella{{god|Susan Sto Helit}}: “Well, <br>How many different kind of chips can go into a kitty sammich? <br>Signed, <br>Munch 'n Crunchtechnically... {{god|The Almighty Anne}} should be in charge. You were just too drunk to figure that one out.”
Well{{god|Azzageddi}}: “Wait, it really comes down to taste, doesn't itwhat? Do you want the salty crunch of potato or corn chips? Or ''(checks the sweet taste of chocolate or butterscotch chips? Perhaps you prefer the earthy goodness of cow chips, or the breath-freshening properties of cedar chips. For extra roughage, try wood chips. ItGuild lists)''s up YOU’RE RIGHT! She’s senior to you. However, me! Does this mean I would NOT recommend Lucky God Casino chips. They're much more useful outside your tummy.can stop being in charge?”
''Down in the dumps about your home or temple's decor? Send {{god|Bellatrixie the StrangeSusan Sto Helit}} (aka Bella Stewart) your questions directly or submit them to any member of the newspaper staff.''|}{|! style="padding:2px;" | <p style="margin:3px; background:#76B173; font-size:120%; font-weight:bold; border:1px solid #a3bfb1; text-align:left; color:#000; padding:0.2em 0.4em;">Get to know a Goody-goodie</p>|-| [[File:BudaDance.jpg|thumb|right|He said his hero jumped out of a cake... We know better.]]'''NEW FEATURE!''' In an effort to better understand the <s>weaker</s> other side of the personality spectrum, we’ve decided to launch a series of interviews of goody-goodies from all over Godville. Think of it as investigative reporting. This week’s goody is: {{god|Budapesties}}“I have no idea and I really don’t care. He’s not always a goody-goodieBut I’d say yes, but he’s certainly played that side of you’re off the coinhook. And, let’s face it, this whole series is here to help {{god|Hariplug4men}} wrap his head around the Saint 1st Rank achievement ''(shudder)'', so who better to start with than the first god to have all 12 1st ranks?
* ''({{color|maroon|god|First I’d like to thank the wonderfully entertaining and informative “Harvest Weekly” for finding me even slightly interesting enough to ask questions to. So thank you to all the hard workers out there that bring this to us weekly. ''clears throat'' Ok go...The Almighty Anne}}* materializes in the room, hands on her hips, tapping her foot)'''Q:''' Killing with kindness, “Nuh-uh! No way is he off the hook! This watch is that a real thing?* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' I’m really not suremeritocracy- it doesn’t matter how long I’ve been here! Besides, I’m pretty sure that kindness can put you on Sergeant Colon was in the wrong end of a Smoting... Using ni as a weapon rather watch longer than a weaknessMister Vimes, one will find that Saints are but you don’t see Colon in fact very powerful.}}* '''Q:''' How charge do you punish a misbehaving hero?* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' You might remember, I spent time getting to Cardinal for the Careerist achievement with a “Fabulass” Blood Moon QueenSee? I’m like Co... A trifling hero is I’m not even going to be hit hard and often with mighty vengeance from finish that! You get the sky, or I turn all the beer to water until point is proven.}}* And anyway '''Q:''' If dead puppies don’t make you smile, what does?* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' A beautiful Shrubbery or a fresh Herring sandwich from {{god|Jewelz}}.}}* '''Q:''' When in the arena, do you cringe when you have (sidling up to use the punish button?* spluttering {{color|maroongod||'''A:''' Why NO! I enjoy the “Smote” button.Azzageddi}}* '''Q:)''' Embracing death, is <s>it</s> ...''ni'' difficult for it’s so nice seeing a goodie? * {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Being a God ni really wasn’t too hard embracing the death and resurrection of my Hero. What bothers me is the delay of retirement fundsnice, this means I have to help this <s>thing</s> hero around longer.}}* '''Q:''' What’s the most evil thing your hero has ever done?* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' That is something I swore I’d never speak of again... (he snuck into the closet.)}}* '''Q:''' Where does your hero hide his coin purse?* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Last time I lookedstrong, ni was tucked neatly away at the bottom of {{god|SBFH}}’s pursemanly demon in charge...}}* '''Q:''' Where do good heroes go when they die? (They don’t go to heaven where the angels cry.flutters eyelashes)* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Mine always ends up naked, stealing doormats, and using his “spookiness” to ransack taverns for free beerthe watch just wouldn’t work with little ol’ me running the show.}}* " '''Q:''' What is your dream outfit for your hero?* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' I believe there was (sighs deeply causing a picture taken as ni burst threw a cake...}}* '''Q:''' What advice should I give to somebody who’s “testing disconcerting amount of movement under the goody-goodie waters” out?* {{color|maroon||'''A:bodice of her dress)''' Those waters have Shannonous and SBFH swimming around in them (not bad company).}}
''If Thank you have a question to our good friends at [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch]] for a goody-goodie or sharing their guild’s history with us! We look forward to Part 2 of “Behind the Guild: AMCW” soon. As part of our quest to <s>conquer</s> get to know of a kindour neighbors, virtuous, or Pure Good! god/dess we hope to look at many more guilds in upcoming issues. If you’d like to know more aboutshare a bit of your guild’s history, submit your questions or ideas to contact one of the HMWH Weekly Harvest staff. Thank you.''
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*'''What:''' A new guildBeach party! <br>'''When:''' NOW! this weekend <br>'''Where:''' The [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch]] [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/2239 new erra 1181 guildforum] forum. <br>'''Why:''' Stop by BBQ, volleyball, watermelon smashing, burying heroes in the sand (possibly not including their heads), and welcome the new neighborsother traditional beach activities. Giant crab attacks likely but not guaranteed. <br><br>*'''What:''' Drinking pantheonsGambling! <br>'''When:''' All the time! <br>'''Where:''' The [[Lucky God Casino]] [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1645 Skeatseria Lodge] 1150 guild forum]. <br>'''Why:''' All of our hero/ines are wasteful idjits - this is the one place that will reward you for their idiocyMonster Wheel, White Russian Roulette, Fuzzy Dice and more!
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* {{god|MapkKlldarkness}} whose hero earned on the conpletion of his place as a Prophet in [[Harvest Moon]] this week! Congratulationstemple!* Happy birthday this weekend (August 11) to {{god|Somnias Vagus}}! Hope you have an evil <br> “48 levels, 41 deaths. 344 days, 31 wins, 20 losses. 3 pets, and wonderful 54603 monsters killed. Finally...My first temple is done: 02:38 AM Dearest diary, today was the day!I carefully laid the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all windows to let your glorious light shine in. I can't believe it, your temple is finally finished, my Lord! I feel delirious with happiness.”
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! style="padding:2px;" | #933 941 GODVILLE TIMES Day 1180 g.e.|-| '''Argoet''' - 83rd-level adventurer, member of the “[[Harvest Moon]]” guild, with the motto “Champion of the Moon ☾”, stands at the [http://godvillegame.com/pantheon/show/might?page=1#p_22 22nd position] in the [[pantheon of might]] under the vigilant supervision of the god {{god|Ulvolose}}. He is deeply gratified by his place in the pantheon and is not planning to give it up any time soon.|-| '''Alainia''' - 71st-level adventurer, member of the “[[Harvest Moon]]” guild, with the motto “☾Blood Moon Princess ”, stands at the [http://godvillegame.com/pantheon/show/savings?page=2#p_119 119th position] in the [[pantheon of savings]] under the vigilant supervision of the goddess {{god|Ceccetticat}}. The heroine has no distinctive features to date; however, she promises to get some before her next appearance.|-| '''Ideabox News:'''* We are proud to announce that {{god|Nekomancer}} may or may not have been nominated for the Nobel Ideaboxing Prize.|-! style="padding:2px;" | #936 GODVILLE TIMES Day 1183 g.e.|-| '''Prospector''' - 74th-level adventurer, member of the “[[Harvest Moon]]” guild, with the motto “Herp Derp }:->”, stands at the [http://godvillegame.com/pantheon/show/destruction?page=1#p_33 33rd position] in the [[pantheon of destruction]] under the vigilant supervision of the god {{god|Darkyyy}}. The hero has no distinctive features to date; however, he promises to get some before his next appearance.|-|'''Zostacular''' - 68th-level adventurer, member of the “[[Harvest Moon]]” guild, with the motto “☾ Zoson of Spoltog ☾”, stands at the [http://godvillegame.com/pantheon/show/survival?page=2#p_107 107th position in the [[pantheon of survival]] under the vigilant supervision of the god {{god|Zoson}}. She's asking someone to find a pot of gold at the other end of the rainbow and report the results via telegram.|-! style="padding:2px;" | #937 GODVILLE TIMES Day 1184 1188 g.e.
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|'''MerilleZostacular''' - 74th68th-level adventurer, member of the “[[Harvest Moon]]” guild, with the motto “For the heart I once had!”“☾ Zoson of Spoltog ☾”, stands at the [http://godvillegame.com/pantheon/show/savings?page=1#p_34 34th p_46 46th position] in the [[pantheon of savings]] under the vigilant supervision of the god {{god|JapsZoson}}. She is a huge fan of Godvillewood’s pubsdeeply gratified by her place in the pantheon and is not planning to give it up any time soon.
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| [[File:GaplinMattX.JPGjpg|thumb|left|PrettyWhat? He’s Hercules, evil... pretty evildang it!]]Get to know a member of [[Harvest Moon]]! This week's guest is: {{God|GaplinMattX}}* '''Q:''' How did you choose HM?* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' My hero met Kyrin and she said HM was always looking for new members.}}
* '''Q:''' What is your favorite salty snack?
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' What could possibly taste better than salted alpaca toekind of snacks are salty? So crunchy!}}* '''Q:''' What GV pet would you like to have?* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Any pet as long as it doesn't get knocked out every 5 seconds! Wouldn't it be great if our pets could get abilities like boss monsters do? Auriferous pet please! }}
* '''Q:''' What song do you love to dance to?
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Anything by Uh...the ones my hero, the wonderful Gabrielle Aplin is a Goddess on earth <3don't like}}* '''Q:''' What color underwear are your hero's marketable skillsyou wearing?* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Marketable skills eyy? Well Gaplin is one hell of a singer! Wait you mean Same kind my actual hero? Wellis: none.. Er.. Umm.. She's pretty good at dying? I guess?:/}}
* '''Q:''' Do you get emotional using Encourage when in times of crisis?
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Yes. ItI don't like wasting my power on my hero.}}* '''Q:'''s a horrible How do you like to spend your spare time when you?* {{color|maroon||'''A:'''ve actually got I like to help out the little gal, almost brings a tear to onespend my spare time admiring other hero's eye pressing the button :'(. Sorry WiCKeD_ClOWnZ}}* '''Q:''' Do you have any hidden talentsWhat is the most memorable thing your hero has done so far?* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Hidden talents? I didn't even realize I had any talents on show!Most memorable thing my hero has done so far is died.}}
* '''Q:''' If you had to eat your hero, which part of the body would you tuck into first?
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' Eat... Gaplin??? I...i...i... I donBrain because he doesn't want know how to!! use it.}}* '''Q:''' What's the most evil thing your hero has done in your temple?* {{color|maroon||''sighs'A:' I guess I'll start with her toes, too. Maybe they'll be just as tasty as an alpacaMy hero'sa bum. Didn't even build my temple yet.}}
* '''Q:''' Of all of the equipment out there, what is your ultimate, dream “outfit” for your hero?
* {{color|maroon||'''A:''' In all honesty I'd love to see Gaplin running around naked! I didn't create her so beautiful for no reason y'know?. But if you insistUltimate dream outfit: his colorful underwear, A full set of Icarus items fitted with the infamous Icarus Wings! An Irresistible Force Field for a shield though, she needs that for the aforementioned beautycourse.}}
''What would you like to know about your [[Harvest Moon]] guild mates? Submit your questions to any member of the Weekly Harvest staff!'
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|<br>'''FOR SALENOW HIRING:''' Get Girl wanted to assist Hero-turned-magician in cutting-off-head act. Salary plus benefits. For details, call 555-86mom, please! I’m on the latest Girls Gone Wild: Faces of Death edition todayphone! I’ll take the trash out in a second. MOM! Buy now and receive Oingo Boingo’s single “Dead Man’s Party” absolutely freeWait! Available at your local mortuary while supplies lastDo you want to help me with my new magic trick? Weekly Harvest? I’ll call you back.<br><br>
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|[[File:OverTheMoon.jpg|thumb|left|Games and winners and prizes! Oh, my!]]'''The Weekly Harvest Quiz''' '''How to play:''' * Each week, there will be four “questions” posted here (and only here) in the Weekly Harvest. Answers to the questions can be found in the wiki, on the HM web site, in the forums or will be math/logic-based.* Your “answers” must be in question form (a-la ''Jeopardy!'').* Answers must be submitted via the [httpThis week’s quiz://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/546 Harvest Moon Forum]. ''Answers only, please! Don’t give away the questions to non-WH readers.''* The first god/dess to get all four questions right will win four (4) charges ''and'' be automatically entered to play in the '''Over the Moon Championship''', held monthly on Palringo (yes, you’ll need to join Pal to play).* The winner of the '''OtM Championship''' (to be based on a different game show each month) will receive 45 charges!!
# Your hero is at selling at the traders, still has three more items to sell, and you activate an artifact that starts a mini-quest. This is the next thing that happens.# Your hero is at selling at the traders, still has three more items to sell, and you activate an artifact that makes your hero search for allies against an underground boss. This is the next thing that happens.# This is the maximum number of different gods that could be featured on 'Famous Heroes of Godville'and 'This week’s Answers:''Ideabox News'per week.# These are three ways to get rid of tribbles.
# United States, Puerto Rico, Ecuador, El Salvador, Guam, Virgin Islands, Turks [[File:OverTheMoon.jpg|thumb|left|Games and winners and Caicos Islandsprizes! Oh, Northern Mariana Islandsmy!]]Congratulations to {{god|Rosalind Vivian}} for answering last week’s quiz! It was a toughy, East Timorbut with three correct, and American Samoa. This is what these places have in common besides she was the obviousclosest.# This actor who won an award She’ll be joining {{god|Godofbeer}} and {{god|Never More}} in the 1997 MTV Movie Award is afraid of this type of door.# This rare stone, no longer found in nature, can only be found in any substantial quantity inside of one US state's capital building.# This entity has Over the ability to transform to anything aside from one part, open any lock, create strong winds, and can identify any evil even if it looks innocuousMoon Championship round.
Who will be our final contestant in this month’s championship? It could be you! See you in the forum!
Congratulations <br><sub>'''How to {{play:''' <br> 1. Your “answers” must be in question form (a-la ''Jeopardy!'') and submitted via the [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/546 Harvest Moon Forum]. ''Answers only, please! Don’t give away the questions to non-WH readers.'' <br> 2. The first god|Never More}} for answering last week’s quiz! He’ll /dess to get all questions right (or with the most correct) will win four (4) charges ''and'' be joining {{god|Godofbeer}} automatically entered to play in the '''Over the Moon Championship round''', held monthly on Palringo. Who <br> 3. The winner of the Championship (based on a different game show each month) will be next? It could be youreceive 45 charges! See you in the forum!
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| [[File:HSRiddles.jpg|thumb|left|When is a door not a door?]] '''How to playThis Week’s Riddle:'''
# Each week, a riddle will be posted in here (''Mysterious and only here) in The Weekly Harvest.# To try to solve the riddleround, post your answer on [[Hidden Shadows]] [http://godvillegameI shine with pale light.com/forums/show_topic/2056 guild forumI've known only darkness.]# Do not worry about the previous posts before youI'm familiar with night. If your answer is not listed yetStill, post it!# You are given three tries. Once you’ve guessed three times, you will be unable to guess again. # If though grown in the riddle is still unanswered two days before the next riddle is posteddark, anyone will be allowed to guess regardless of number of previous guesses.# Answer will be posted the day of the new riddle should nobody figure out the answer.# Winner will get a spot in sowing Sun’s Sunday sock puppet playI make someone’s face light.# Play again next week to see if you can win!''
'''This Week’s Riddle[[File:'''HSRiddles.jpg|thumb|left|When is a door not a door?]] Congratulations to {{god|Godofbeer}} for answering last week’s riddle! He’s won a role in this Sunday’s Sock Puppet play at [[Sowing Sun]]!
''Full, I point the way, but empty Answer this week’s riddle and nothing moves me. I have two skins: one outside and one in. What Am I?''get your chance to shine! Good luck!
Congratulations <br><sub>'''How to {{god|Artsonian}} for answering last week’s riddle! She was kept very busy playing play:''all'' of the extras <br> 1. The riddle will be posted here (and only here) in The Weekly Harvest. <br> 2. Answers should be posted on [[Hidden Shadows]] [http://godvillegame.com/forums/show_topic/1655?page=171#post_211734 Sunday’s Sock Puppet play2056 guild forum.] at <br> 3. You have 3 guesses. Once you’ve used those 3, you will be unable to guess again. <br> 4. If the riddle goes unanswered for five days, anyone can guess regardless of number of previous guesses. <br> 5. The answer will be posted the day of the new riddle if there isn’t a winner. <br> 6. The winner will get a spot in the [[Sowing Sun]]. Answer this week’s and get your chance to shine! Good luckSunday sock puppet play!</sub>
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