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E.I.S. Eternal

972 bytes added, 19:10, 28 June 2013
Updated stats, tried cleaning up, updating, guild hall misc. descriptors.
{{Guild | motto = Suggest one. | number = ~80| alignment = varies | founded = 05.23.2012 | pantheon = ~200| pantheon2 = 6 | pantheon3 = 97| date = 06.1528.2013 (all stats approximate unless off by a lot)}}
Change or add what you like, this is what our members make of it.
<small>We allegedly have a drinks menu and a members' lounge of undefined size but all that's known specifically about it to be quite large. <br> The members lounge is there's a open to everyone, guests included, and includes several beanbag chairchairs, a coat rackconventional chairs, and a plot hole off sofa. Much of our furniture used to one corner out be part of some boss monster or other, which strange things may climbis why all the leather.Nothing pleasant or safe was harmed in the making of our guild hall.</small> <small>All fountain drinks are served fresh from an actual fountain, because one of our templed members had more time and GP than restraint one night at the guild anniversary party and no one wants to remove it. and unlike </small> <small>There is known to be a plot hole behind the couch. So no one drop your conventional keys or anything back there, you may not ever see them again. For this reason, it makes a great wastepaper basket we never have . And a Lost-and-Found when the Random is feeling cooperative. We keep our nonflammable guildwear in a small closet under the main floor stairs.  Suspicions of a Lag Monster taking up residence in this closet are as yet unconfirmed. <br>Erros, Demon of Typos, is known to occasionally stop by in the GC chat to empty it outsap a little life force and intelligibility from conversation.</small>  <small>Otherwise, the place is mostly harmless.</small>
<!---Renovations of the guild hall continue still, and the lounge now includes a doormat, ''no'' holes in the floor or ceiling, and a drinks menu. <br>"Fountain drinks" are served from an actual fountain of each type on offer, which is what happens when a hero with a temple and too much time on his or her hands mishears a deity considering additions for the member lounge.---!>
More recently, there has been an effort to refurnish the lounge with the hides of all those giant boss monsters underground that somehow no one noticed tunneling until last October. There is known to be a plot hole behind the couch.

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