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Dirt Devil

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| image = dirtdevil3.jpg | caption = | latin = Dæmonium terra| class = Earth Demon | habitat = Mud holes to Dust plains
| description = A whirlwind of teeth and claws
| rattle = ''"See ?! I told you you wouldn't like me when I'm mad..."''}}
'''Genus:''' ''Dæmonium terra''
The '''Dirt Devil''' (''Dæmonium terra'') is an evil incarnate spawned from the ground itself. It rises out of the ground to engulf you in a whirlwind of teeth, claws and ... well, dirt. Hence the name dirt devil.
It rises out of the ground to engulf you in a whirlwind of teeth, claws and... well, dirt. Hence the name dirt devil. No Hero can stand against such an onslaught, but those with the '''[[Bad_breathBad breath]]''' skill do stand a chance.
== Attributes ==
===Strengths=== 
* Big nasty teeth. Very big. Very nasty.
* Furious speed
* Bewildering fight patterns
===Weaknesses=== 
* Prone to lock-jaw when going for the really big bite
* Suffers fits of debilitating sneezes due to the nature of its origins
===Field Notes=== * One of our more foolhardy Field Workers decided to poke a Dirt Devil with a stick to see for himself what those big teeth really looked like... [[Image:tassiedevil.jpeg]]  We still have what's left of him in our freezer... several toes and a hand, I believe. * This image was extracted from a much chewed camera out of the belly of one Dirt Devil, oh, along with an entire arm from a Field Agent we now call 'Lefty'. [[Image:dirtdevil2.jpg]]
[[Image:tassiedevil.jpeg|thumb|left|One of our more foolhardy Field Workers decided to poke a Dirt Devil with a stick to see for himself what those big teeth really looked like...We still have what's left of him in our freezer... several toes and a hand, I believe.]]
[[CategoryImage:Monstersdirtdevil2.jpg|thumb|right|This image was extracted from a much chewed camera out of the belly of one Dirt Devil, oh, along with an entire arm from a Field Agent we now call 'Lefty'.]]
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