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Dirt Devil

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Adding stub parameter, slight rewrite
| image = dirtdevil3.jpg | caption = | latin = Dæmonium terra| class = Tassie Devil Earth Demon | habitat = Mud holes to Dust plains
| description = A whirlwind of teeth and claws
| rattle = ''"See?! I told you you wouldn't like me when I'm mad..."''
'''Genus:''' ''Dæmonium terra''
Not the vacuum, but the spawn of evil Satin himself, but in dirt form. He rises out of the ground to smother you in dirt, hence the name dirt devil. No hero can stand the likes of being dirtyfied. Or maybe they can? Guess you will find out.
**The '''Dirt Devil''' (''Dæmonium terra'') is an evil incarnate spawned from the ground itself.
===Field Notes===It rises out of the ground to engulf you in a whirlwind of teeth, claws and... well, dirt. Hence the name dirt devil. No Hero can stand against such an onslaught, but those with the [[Bad breath]] skill do stand a chance.
* == Attributes ==
[[Image:tassiedevil=== Strengths ===* Big nasty teeth.jpeg|center|thumb|Don't get me mad, you wouldn't like me when I'm mad Very big.Very nasty..]] * Furious speed* Bewildering fight patterns
=== Weaknesses ===*Prone to lock-jaw when going for the really big bite* Suffers fits of debilitating sneezes due to the nature of its origins
[[Image:dirtdevil2.jpg|center|thumb|Big, nasty teeth ...]]== Field Notes ==
[[Image:tassiedevil.jpeg|thumb|left|One of our more foolhardy Field Workers decided to poke a Dirt Devil with a stick to see for himself what those big teeth really looked like...We still have what's left of him in our freezer... several toes and a hand, I believe.]]
[[CategoryImage:Monstersdirtdevil2.jpg|thumb|right|This image was extracted from a much chewed camera out of the belly of one Dirt Devil, oh, along with an entire arm from a Field Agent we now call 'Lefty'.]]

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