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Dirt Devil

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Adding stub parameter, slight rewrite
{{picturestub|monster}}{{stub}}monster Not the vacuum, but the spawn of evil Satin himself, but in dirt form| image = dirtdevil3. He rises out jpg | caption = | latin = Dæmonium terra| class = Earth Demon | habitat = Mud holes to Dust plains | description = A whirlwind of the ground to smother teeth and claws| rattle = ''"See?! I told you you in dirt, hence the name dirt devilwouldn't like me when I'm mad. No hero can stand the likes of being dirtyfied. Or maybe they can? Guess you will find out."''}}
 The '''Dirt Devil''' (''Dæmonium terra'') is an evil incarnate spawned from the ground itself.  It rises out of the ground to engulf you in a whirlwind of teeth, claws and... well, dirt. Hence the name dirt devil. No Hero can stand against such an onslaught, but those with the [[CategoryBad breath]] skill do stand a chance. == Attributes == === Strengths ===* Big nasty teeth. Very big. Very nasty. * Furious speed* Bewildering fight patterns === Weaknesses ===* Prone to lock-jaw when going for the really big bite* Suffers fits of debilitating sneezes due to the nature of its origins == Field Notes == [[Image:tassiedevil.jpeg|thumb|left|One of our more foolhardy Field Workers decided to poke a Dirt Devil with a stick to see for himself what those big teeth really looked like...We still have what's left of him in our freezer... several toes and a hand, I believe.]]  [[Image:Monstersdirtdevil2.jpg|thumb|right|This image was extracted from a much chewed camera out of the belly of one Dirt Devil, oh, along with an entire arm from a Field Agent we now call 'Lefty'.]]

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