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Santa Claws

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Once a human Saint sanctified for his good deeds, giving presents to the good boys and girls of the world, the Santa Claws has now has become a perverted shadow of his once former self, a horrible manic mutant with claws; he searches for the good in order to devour their purity and satisfy his insatiable hunger. He used to give presents to the good; now he merely feasts upon their flesh.
 Once a human Saint sanctified for his good deeds, giving presents to the good boys and girls of the world, he now has become a perverted shadow of his once former self, a horrible manic mutant with claws; he searches for the good in order to devour their purity and satisfy his insatiable hunger. He used to give presents to the good; now he merely feasts upon their flesh.  '''Abilities:''' 
*Can summon mutant elves who perform evil dental work upon his victims.
 
*Ragged claws with which to slash his enemies and surely infect them with tetanus.
 
*Has evil zombie reindeer slaves
 '''Weaknesses:''' 
*Chocolate chip cookies
 
*Milk
 
*Occasionally, his wife will drag him back home
 
*Very, VERY fat.
 
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