| habitat = The North Pole
Once a human Saint sanctified for his good deeds, giving presents to the good boys and girls of the world, he now has become a perverted shadow of his once former self, a horrible manic mutant with claws; he searches for the good in order to devour their purity and satisfy his insatiable hunger. He used to give presents to the good; now he merely feasts upon their flesh. '''Abilities'''
*Can summon mutant elves who perform evil dental work upon his victims.
*Ragged claws with which to slash his enemies and surely infect them with tetanus.
*Has evil zombie reindeer slaves
*Chocolate chip cookies
*Occasionally, his wife will drag him back home
*Very, VERY fat.