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Tournament of Champions

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McGodimus Prime vs. Shannonus
'''Victor:''' Shannonus
13:36 It seems like <font color=darkred>Robules </font> and <font color=darkblue>Pirulin </font> are about to go wild in their imaginations.----------
13:37 With the force of his will and the strength of his hands, Pirulin blocked his rival's chakra, causing severe damage to his lower body.
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13:38 Robules performed Up, Left, Circle, Square. Pirulin burst into flames.
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13:38 Pirulin appraisingly glances at the enemy and outlines his body shape on the ground.
----------13:39 <font color=darkblue>A booming voice from above said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” </font> 13:39 <font color=darkred>Robules raised his hands to the sky and murmured something unintelligible. Pirulin immediately felt the wrath of the heavens rain down on him.</font> 13:39 <font color=darkred>A voice came from somewhere above: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Pray. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” </font> 
13:39 Robules struck his rival's jaw with all his might. Pirulin tottered like a loose tooth.
----------13:40 <font color=darkblue>A sudden shower of healing water from heaven cured both competitors. Shannonus is not sparing herself.</font> 13:40 <font color=darkblue>Something in the clouds roared: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” </font> 13:40 <font color=darkred>Robules's wounds seemed to evaporate into thin air... Looks like all that praying paid off.</font> 13:40 <font color=darkred>A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal. Pray. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” </font> 
13:40 Pirulin used his “menacing glance” skill. Robules shuddered in fear.
----------13:41 <font color=darkblue>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” </font> 13:41 <font color=darkred>Robules suddenly got a burst of energy and rushed at the enemy with a double thrust! It seems that McGodimus Prime is on the watch...</font> 13:41 <font color=darkred>A booming voice from above said: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Pray. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” </font> 
13:41 Robules pointed a stick at Pirulin and shouted 'Crucio!', but nothing happened.
----------13:42 <font color=darkblue>A ray of light falls on the battlefield. Pirulin's spirit is lifted knowing that Shannonus is around. Robules is horrified... McGodimus Prime, where are you?</font> 13:42 <font color=darkblue>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” </font> 13:42 <font color=darkred>A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal. Pray. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” </font> 
13:42 Passing tramps stopped for a moment to watch the brawl.
----------13:43 <font color=darkblue>Something in the clouds roared: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” </font> 13:43 <font color=darkblue>Following the overheard hint from above, Pirulin quickly swallowed some healing herbs.</font> 13:43 <font color=darkred>Awkwardly bouncing from the enemy's attack, Robules caught a lightning bolt intended for his rival.</font> 13:43 <font color=darkred>A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Pray. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” </font> 
13:43 Pirulin began reciting a poem he wrote. Robules felt horrified, and clamped his hands over his ears.
----------13:44 <font color=darkblue>A booming voice from above said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” </font> 13:44 <font color=darkred>Pirulin received a lightning bolt straight to his rear. Robules is prostrating, praising his god.</font> 13:44 <font color=darkred>A voice came from somewhere above: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Pray. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” </font> 
13:44 Robules senses his god becoming bored and attempts to hasten the duel with an immensely powerful attack on Pirulin.
----------13:44 <font color=darkblue>Suddenly a beautiful angel swooped down and kissed Pirulin. Robules cries in jealous pain.</font> 13:44 <font color=darkblue>A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” </font> 13:44 <font color=darkred>Something in the clouds roared: “Heal. Pray. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” </font> 13:44 <font color=darkred>Following his inner voice, Robules decides to read a quick prayer.</font> 
13:44 Robules got punched so hard he saw some dots before his eyes. He then connected them to make a smiley face. Neat.
----------13:45 <font color=darkblue>A booming voice from above said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” </font> 13:45 <font color=darkred>A zombie hand rose from the ground and held Pirulin by the foot while lightning struck him. Seems like McGodimus Prime has had enough of Pirulin.</font> 13:45 <font color=darkred>Something in the clouds roared: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Pray. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” </font> 13:45 <font color=darkred>Following his inner voice, Robules decides to read a quick prayer.</font> 
13:45 Robules rushed into attack but tripped over his foot. Pirulin facepalmed so hard that he fractured his skull.
----------13:46 <font color=darkblue>Pirulin observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. Shannonus is on the watch!</font> 13:46 <font color=darkblue>A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” </font> 13:46 <font color=darkblue>Following the overheard hint from above, Pirulin quickly swallowed some healing herbs.</font> 13:46 <font color=darkred>A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” </font> 
13:46 Pirulin struck a glancing blow. Robules dropped to the ground and feigned death.
----------13:47 <font color=darkblue>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” </font> 13:47 <font color=darkblue>Pirulin remembers about the bottle of iodine solution he saved for a rainy day, runs aside and pours it on himself.</font> 13:47 <font color=darkred>Robules observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. McGodimus Prime is on the watch!</font> 13:47 <font color=darkred>Something in the clouds roared: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” </font> 13:47 <font color=darkred>Inspired by the support from above, Robules strains himself and quickly heals up some wounds.</font> 
13:47 Robules unleashed a barrage of painful puns. Pirulin winced in agony.
----------13:48 <font color=darkblue>A booming voice from above said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” </font> 13:48 <font color=darkred>A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” </font> 
13:48 Pirulin managed to grab his opponent's health bar and beat him with it, breaking off a piece in the process.
----------13:49 <font color=darkblue>A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” </font> 13:49 <font color=darkred>Something in the clouds roared: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Pray. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” </font> 
13:49 Pirulin dared Robules to attack and try his best. Robules dutifully complied and gave his opponent a severe concussion.
----------13:49 <font color=darkblue>A booming voice from above said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” </font> 13:49 <font color=darkblue>Following the overheard hint from above, Pirulin quickly swallowed some healing herbs.</font> 13:49 <font color=darkred>A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” </font> 
13:49 Pirulin threw a bucket of water. Robules nearly drowned.
----------13:50 <font color=darkblue>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” </font> 13:50 <font color=darkred>A voice came from somewhere above: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Pray. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” </font> 13:50 <font color=darkred>Robules pulled the enemy's helmet over his eyes, ran to the side and offered a short prayer to his god.</font> 
13:50 Unconventionally applying the “menacing glance” skill, Robules managed to tear off a piece of the enemy's health bar and stick it to his own.
----------13:51 <font color=darkblue>A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” </font> 13:51 <font color=darkred>Something in the clouds roared: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” </font> 
13:51 Robules was blinded by the sun. Pirulin helped out by poking his opponent in the eye.
----------13:52 <font color=darkblue>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” </font> 13:52 <font color=darkred>A booming voice from above said: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Pray. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” </font> 13:52 <font color=darkred>Feeling the presence of his god, Robules rushes forward and gives the enemy a huge blow.</font> 
13:52 Robules wanted to finish off Pirulin using his “Turn of Rincewind” skill, but it was still on cooldown.
----------13:53 <font color=darkblue>A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” </font> 13:53 <font color=darkred>Something in the clouds roared: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” </font> 13:53 <font color=darkred>Mishearing the command from above, Robules, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head.</font> 
13:53 Pirulin slapped Robules around a bit with a large trout.
----------13:54 <font color=darkblue>Pirulin's wounds seemed to evaporate into thin air... Looks like all that praying paid off.</font> 13:54 <font color=darkblue>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” </font> 13:54 <font color=darkblue>Following the overheard hint from above, Pirulin quickly swallowed some healing herbs.</font> 13:54 <font color=darkred>A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Pray. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” </font> 
13:54 Robules ran into his opponent as hard as he could. Pirulin almost fell to his knees.
----------13:55 <font color=darkblue>A booming voice from above said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” </font> 13:55 <font color=darkblue>Pirulin remembers about the bottle of iodine solution he saved for a rainy day, runs aside and pours it on himself.</font> 13:55 <font color=darkred>Something in the clouds roared: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” </font> 
13:55 Local squirrels think that a Subliminal Messenger that jumped out of the bushes will win this fight.
----------13:55 <font color=darkblue>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Attack, smite, kill! Ni!” </font> 13:55 <font color=darkred>A booming voice from above said: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” </font> 
13:55 Pirulin struck his rival's jaw with all his might. Robules rocked on his heels.
----------13:56 <font color=darkblue>A voice came from somewhere above: “Attack, smite, kill! Ni!” </font> 13:56 <font color=darkred>A ray of light falls on the battlefield. Robules's spirit is lifted knowing that McGodimus Prime is around. Pirulin is horrified... Shannonus, where are you?</font> 13:56 <font color=darkred>A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” </font> 
13:56 Pirulin begged for a break, so Robules broke his nose.
----------13:57 <font color=darkblue>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” </font> 13:57 <font color=darkblue>Mishearing the command from above, Pirulin, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head.</font> 13:57 <font color=darkred>Something in the clouds roared: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” </font> 13:57 <font color=darkred>Inspired by the support from above, Robules strains himself and quickly heals up some wounds.</font> 
13:57 Someone resembling a Godville Administrator called one of the fighters to the side and offered a pair of almost genuine golden bricks if they threw the fight. Pirulin indignantly turned down the offer.
----------13:58 <font color=darkblue>A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” </font> 13:58 <font color=darkred>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” </font> 
13:58 Pirulin embraced his rival so viciously that everything went dark before Robules's eyes.
----------13:59 <font color=darkblue>A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” </font> 13:59 <font color=darkred>A booming voice from above said: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” </font> 
13:59 Robules hesitates — the boomstick looks too dangerous in the opponent's hands.
----------14:00 <font color=darkblue>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” </font> 14:00 <font color=darkblue>Inspired by the support from above, Pirulin strains himself and quickly heals up some wounds.</font> 14:00 <font color=darkred>Something in the clouds roared: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” </font> 
14:00 Robules was blinded by the sun. Pirulin helped out by poking his opponent in the eye.
----------14:01 <font color=darkblue>A voice came from somewhere above: “Attack, smite, kill! Ni!” </font> 14:01 <font color=darkred>A booming voice from above said: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” </font> 14:01 <font color=darkred>Obeying the order sent from above, Robules gathers his strength and strikes his opponent one more time.</font> 
14:01 Robules ran around his opponent several times, giving him a severe headache.
----------14:02 <font color=darkblue>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” </font> 14:02 <font color=darkred>A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” </font> 
14:02 Pirulin gave Robules a strong jolt, causing him to grit his teeth in agony.
----------14:02 <font color=darkblue>A booming voice from above said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” </font> 14:02 <font color=darkred>A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” </font> 14:02 <font color=darkred>Following the overheard hint from above, Robules quickly swallowed some healing herbs.</font> 
14:02 Robules took off a shoe and performed a masterful headshot. Pirulin sustained a severe concussion.
----------14:03 <font color=darkblue>Something in the clouds roared: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” </font> 14:03 <font color=darkred>A booming voice from above said: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” </font> 
14:03 Pirulin blew his opponent's mind with his dancing. Robules shook his head trying to recover.
----------14:04 <font color=darkblue>A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” </font> 14:04 <font color=darkblue>Pirulin remembers about the bottle of iodine solution he saved for a rainy day, runs aside and pours it on himself.</font> 14:04 <font color=darkred>A voice came from somewhere above: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” </font> 
14:04 Robules rushed into attack but tripped over his foot. Pirulin facepalmed so hard that he fractured his skull.
----------14:05 <font color=darkblue>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” </font> 14:05 <font color=darkblue>Following the overheard hint from above, Pirulin quickly swallowed some healing herbs.</font> 14:05 <font color=darkred>A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” </font> 14:05 <font color=darkred>Inspired by the support from above, Robules strains himself and quickly heals up some wounds.</font> 
14:05 Pirulin attempted to miss Robules but failed, causing him some damage.
----------14:06 <font color=darkblue>A booming voice from above said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” </font> 14:06 <font color=darkblue>Mishearing the command from above, Pirulin, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head.</font> 14:06 <font color=darkred>Something in the clouds roared: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” </font> 
14:06 Robules touched the enemy with cold hands. Pirulin shivered and froze.
----------14:07 <font color=darkblue>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” </font> 14:07 <font color=darkred>A booming voice from above said: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” </font> 
14:07 Politely inquiring about Robules's well-being, Pirulin insisted on giving him a free open-heart massage.
----------14:08 <font color=darkblue>A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” </font> 14:08 <font color=darkred>Robules raised his hands to the sky and murmured something unintelligible. Pirulin immediately felt the wrath of the heavens rain down on him.</font> 14:08 <font color=darkred>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” </font> 
14:08 Robules expertly spat a broken tooth right into his opponent's eye.
----------14:08 <font color=darkblue>Something in the clouds roared: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” </font> 14:08 <font color=darkred>A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” </font> 
14:08 Pirulin showed off his “save-load” skill from afar. Robules turned white with fear.
----------14:09 <font color=darkblue>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” </font> 14:09 <font color=darkred>A booming voice from above said: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” </font> 14:09 <font color=darkred>Obeying the order sent from above, Robules gathers his strength and strikes his opponent one more time.</font> 
14:09 Robules senses his god becoming bored and attempts to hasten the duel with an immensely powerful attack on Pirulin.
----------14:10 <font color=darkblue>A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” </font> 14:10 <font color=darkred>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” </font> 14:10<font color=darkred>Inspired by the support from above, Robules strains himself and quickly heals up some wounds.</font> 
14:10 A sudden shower of rain slightly cooled the heroes' tempers. It seems that Pirulin is about to catch a cold.
----------14:11 <font color=darkblue>A booming voice from above said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” </font> 14:11 <font color=darkblue>Pirulin remembers about the bottle of iodine solution he saved for a rainy day, runs aside and pours it on himself.</font> 14:11 <font color=darkred>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” </font> 
14:11 Unconventionally applying the “menacing glance” skill, Pirulin managed to tear off a piece of the enemy's health bar and stick it to his own.
----------14:12 <font color=darkblue>A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” </font> 14:12 <font color=darkred>Something in the clouds roared: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” </font> 
14:12 Robules hit his rival in the ear. Pirulin was dazed and fell flat on his face.
----------14:13 <font color=darkblue>A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” </font> 14:13 <font color=darkred>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal. Use iodine. Heal your wounds. Swallow herbs. Rest.” </font> 
14:13 Pirulin fights like a dairy farmer, which is appropriate since Robules fights like a cow.
----------14:13 <font color=darkblue>A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” </font> 14:13 <font color=darkred>Something in the clouds roared: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” </font> 14:13 <font color=darkred>Feeling the presence of his god, Robules rushes forward and gives the enemy a huge blow.</font> 
14:13 Pirulin waved a red rag in the enemy's face as if he were a bull, then simply decided to stab him in the leg instead.
----------14:14 <font color=darkblue>Robules screamed in agony as his worst nightmare showed up on the world behind his eyelids.</font> 14:14 <font color=darkblue>Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal, rest, restore! Ni!” </font> 14:14 <font color=darkblue>Inspired by the support from above, Pirulin strains himself and quickly heals up some wounds.</font> 14:14 <font color=darkred>A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Kill. Smite. Heal. Use skill. Destroy. Attack. Out of turn. NOW!!!” </font> 
14:14 Pirulin offered the enemy a fist fight. Robules promptly responded with a roundhouse kick.
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14:15 Pirulin ends the imaginary fight as the winner. Robules thanks his partner for the mental training.
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