* Diary: Stumbled upon a sign that read: “You prayed for a sign. Well, here you go.”
* Diary: Wait a second, wait a second...Almighty, did you just say, “%god_voice%”? No, that would be silly; I'm sure it was just a thundercloud.
* Quest: fill in the potholes left by heroes digging in the middle of the road
* Artifact: holy cowbell
* Duel: A plague of locusts swarmed into the arena and descended upon both heroes, who fought them off only after sustaining considerable damage. Looks like no one is immune from %god_name%'s wrath. (84%)
* Duel: %hero% noticed that %opponent%'s shoelaces were untied and helpfully knelt down to tie them. He/she then followed that up with a massive uppercut that knocked %opponent% right out of his/her shoes. (79%)
== Pet statistics ==