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Groovy Church of Happy Happy Joy Joy

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| gold = Yes Please!
[[Image:hypnotic-eyes.jpg|centre|thumb|400px|I feel my neurons slowing down to a state of stupefaction.]]
Look into my <big>'''eyes'''</big>... don't look around the <big>'''eyes'''</big>, look straight into my <big>'''eyes'''</big>... you are entering a deep state of hypnosis... <big>''deeper''... ''deeper''...</big> all the way down.
{{diary|title = '''HAPPY''' |text = [[Image:happy2.jpg|left|thumb|350px|Tea! I have tea and I know how to use it]] <big>'''HAPPY'''</big>
Now, everything I say is absolute truth and you will surrender your will unconditionally to '''me'''.... ''The Leader''. <big>'''Trust in Me'''</big>. }}
{{diary|title = '''HAPPY''' |text = [[Image:happy3.jpg|left|thumb|350px|Breathe in…... COPY…..... Hold your breath…..... PASTE…...... Breathe out….... LOL!]] <big>'''HAPPY'''</big>
You really are blessed by luck, as by stumbling through the hallowed portals of the ''GROOVY CHURCH'' OF HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY you have embarked upon a personal quest of self realisation through mindless joy. <big>'''Trust in Me'''</big>.}}
{{diary|title = '''JOY''' |text = [[Image:joy2.jpg|left|thumb|350px|Poo. I died! How awful!]] <big>'''JOY'''</big>
The ''Groovy Church'' is a guild you really can call home... we will even eventually replace your family! WE ''ARE'' YOUR FAMILY. <big>'''Trust in Me'''</big>.}}
{{diary|title = '''JOY''' |text = [[Image:joy.jpg|left|thumb|350px|I’ve got a gerbil called Sprinkles]] <big>'''JOY'''</big>
The ''Groovy Church'' will cleanse your mind and fully liberate you achieve enlightenment through the esoteric arts of copy pasting and LOL meditation. Imagination is a dangerous and heretical act which only leads to false freedom. COPY-PASTE-LOL! You will be assimilated. <big>'''Trust in Me'''</big>.
Resistance is futile. <big>'''Trust in Me'''</big> :D
[[Image:happy.jpg|centre|thumb|400px|You look like Zootroll!]]

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