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Not the vacuum, but the spawn
| image = dirtdevil3.jpg
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| latin = Dæmonium terra
| class = Earth Demon
| habitat = Mud holes to Dust plains
| description = A whirlwind
teeth and claws
| rattle = ''"See?! I told you you wouldn't like me when I'm mad..."''
The '''Dirt Devil''' (''Dæmonium terra'') is an
Satin himself, but in dirt form
incarnate spawned from the ground itself
rises out of the ground to
a whirlwind of teeth, claws and... well,
the name dirt devil. No
against such an onslaught, but those with the [[Bad breath]] skill do stand a chance.
== Attributes ==
=== Strengths ===
* Big nasty teeth. Very big. Very nasty.
* Furious speed
* Bewildering fight patterns
=== Weaknesses ===
* Prone to lock-jaw when going for the really big bite
* Suffers fits of debilitating sneezes due to
nature of its origins
== Field Notes ==
our more foolhardy Field Workers decided to poke a Dirt Devil with a stick to see for himself what those big teeth really looked like..
Or maybe they can? Guess you will find
We still have what's left of him in our freezer... several toes and a hand, I believe.]]
[[Image:dirtdevil2.jpg|thumb|right|This image was extracted from a much chewed camera
of the belly of one Dirt Devil, oh, along with an entire arm from a Field Agent we now call 'Lefty'
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