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On the Founding of the Guild
__notoc__{{Guild|number=12101|alignment=brightishhumane|founder=BadgerSandwich|pantheonPantheon=183121||gold=~60029252|date= sometime before tomorrow|founded=~570 g.e.}}==History==Nothing of interest. Please skip to ======Actually pretty much the whole page is under the next "History" section. Or, you know, go read a different page.======
'''On the Founding of the Guild'''----
====On the Founding of the Guild==== The guild was created many long moments ago, after the founder's hero lost his [[Slayers|Slayers]] Guild Membership Badge in a bet. The founder rolled up his sleeves (metaphorically), grabbed a nearby dictionary (literally), and donned the Sacred Blindfold of Holy Random (an actual blindfold). Thirty-six hours and several hundred milestones later, Annihilate Everything with Friendship was formed. ====On the Tribulations of the Guild==== '''BadgerSandwich''', our wonderful (actually I don't know that he was special in any way), faithful (obviously not ''THAT'' faithful since he's gone) and irreplaceable ('''BenevolentMalevolent''' has done a pretty good job picking things up in his absence, soo...) founder has departed. He was a young man (or woman, don't really know with online gaming) of only level 18, yet the destiny of life (or Karma, like I said, I didn't know the guy) has called him away.  =====Yet we will endure===== ======It won't be that hard.====== ====On the Future of the Guild==== As a great and powerful man once said, "Trusting a quote on the internet to be true is like trusting a hangnail not to hurt like a b*** when you pull it off." -Abraham Lincoln With that out of the way, let's discuss the future of the guild! As a representative of this fine and wonderful conglomeration, I can safely say that we are underway to becoming the most awesome guild ever. What makes us so amazing? Simple. We don't do a thing to stop it. Like the pirates who don't do anything, we understand that being proactive is overrated. Guilds left and right advertise their usefulness and their benefits that you will receive if you join them. Us? We have one goal. To Annihilate Everything with Friendship!  But seriously. It's a zero person game, the point is to not do anything. If you have a question, want to chat, want to laugh or need a friend, our forum and our guild council will be there ready and willing to help. =='''Satisfied customer voices'''=={{quote|author= Satisfied_customer_1 | I've been a member of this guild for <n> days and it's so much fun! I really like how <companion_A> helped me with <quest_0>. We're like one big family! }} {{quote|author= [[User:Jbxf|Jbxf]] | I love you all soo much! Remeber all the fun we had together? Guys? Where is everybody? }} {{quote|author=Chuck N. | If I had to choose any guild, this would be it.   Seriously, I'm not a customer. Can I have my money now? }}

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