Ok gents let's get started on the "how- to" of this how to manual. Step 1: you are face with a adversary too big or too tough for you too handle . Step 2: things needed 1)cobweb preferably with gross spider attached 2) strong stomach 3) attention of you 're assailant. Step3: without hesitation gulp (not eat chew or ingest) the entire cobweb(and hopefully also large gross spider) : Step 4: stare down opponent with no regard you just ate a cobweb. Best case scenario : The oppontent is so grossed out he a: loses interest , b: vomits. c: runs in utter fear of what you are capable of and finally. d: you vomit and the smell is so bad he runs or loses the will to fight because of said odor.
I hoped you enjoyed my how-to cobweb gulp.