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List of Artifacts

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| [[Absinthe spoon]] || U || Won by defeating a [[Green Fairy]].
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| [[Absinthesizer]] || ||
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| [[Absolute power cord]] || B ||
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| [[Alternate reality cheque]] || B ||
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| [[Alpha mail]] || ||
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| [[Aluminium banner]] || ||
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| [[Apothecary in a bottle]] || H ||
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| [[Aqua vitae]] || H ||
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| [[Aqueduct tape]] || ||
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| [[Attention-seeking missile]] || ||
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| [[Audiobook of untold tales]] || ||
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| [[Aura-scope]] || @ || This item gives a new [[aura]] to the hero.
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| [[Bag of conspiracy nuts]] || ||
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| [[Bag of cut corners]] || ||
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| [[Bag of dirty thoughts]] || ||
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| [[Bathtub ring]] || ||
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| [[Battery (not included)]] || ||
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| [[Battery antacid]] || ||
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| [[Block of administratium]] || B ||
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| [[Bloodbank loan]] || ||
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| [[Blood-curdling cream]] || ||
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| [[Bundle of nerves]] || ||
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| [[Bundle of seven deadly pins]] || ||
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| [[Bunny-shaped bath soap]] || ||
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| [[Cerberus' flea collar]] || ||
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| [[Certificate of appreciation]] || ||
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| [[Certificate of eccentricity]] || ||
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| [[Collapsible hole]] || ||
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| [[Collateral damage calculator]] || ||
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| [[Collection of Imperial March remixes]] || ||
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| [[Cultural shock absorber]] || ||
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| [[Culture shock absorber]] || ||
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| [[Cup of javascript]] || ||
| [[Diary page 404]] || ||
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| [[Diary-entry generator]] || B ||
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| [[Dictionary of typos]] || ||
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| [[Dictionary of unspoken words]] || ||
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| [[Diddly squat]] || ||
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| [[Element of surprise]] || ||
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| [[Elephant's memory stick]] || ||
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| [[Eleventh diary entry]] || ||
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| [[Endangered monsters list]] || ||
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| [[Energy-saving candle]] || ||
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| [[Enigma machine]] || B ||
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| [[Fight-or-flight simulator]] || ||
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| [[Figment of procrastination]] || ||
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| [[Figment of the imagination]] || ||
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| [[Fur of the %monster%]] || M || body part award for beating a [[boss-monster]]. Gods with a [[lab]] can use this part.
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| [[Futile resistor]] || ||
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| [[Futon torpedo]] || ||
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| [[Gear of war]] || ||
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| [[General motor]] || ||
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| [[Generic goodness in a bottle]] || @ || This item can completely restore the hero's [[health]].
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| [[Get-out-of-jail-free card]] || ||
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| [[Get-worse card]] || ||
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| [[Ghost of a chance]] || U || Won by defeating a [[Poultry Geist]].
| [[Gum with a shoe on it]] || ||
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| [[Gummi Gummie bear claw]] || ||
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| [[Gummi bear trap]] || ||
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| [[Gummi bearskin rug]] || ||
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| [[Gummy monsters]] || ||
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| [[Gutter ball]] || ||
| [[Hell's bell]] || ||
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| [[Hellfire-extinguisher]] || B ||
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| [[Helluva thing]] || B ||
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| data-sort-value="Heroes of Godville calendar" | [[“Heroes of Godville” calendar]] || ||
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| [[Herolympic torch]] || ||
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| [[HeroWorld magazine]] || ||
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| [[Hidden agenda]] || ||
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| [[Hidden content]] || ||
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| [[Hidden depths gauge]] || ||
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| [[Ill-tempered glass]] || ||
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| [[Illegal notepad]] || ||
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| [[Illegal-sized paper]] || ||
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| [[Intravenous flytrap]] || ||
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| [[Invalid answer sheet]] || ||
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| [[Invalid password generator]] || ||
| [[Java scripture]] || ||
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| [[Jaws Jaw of defeat]] || ||
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| [[Je ne sais quoi]] || ||
| [[Key to success]] || B ||
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| [[Key Keys to the caps lock]] || ||
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| [[Key to the executive washroom]] || ||
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| data-sort-value="Kick me post-it note" | [["Kick me" post-it note]] || ||
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| [[Kick-dented bucket]] || ||
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| [[Kill switch]] || @ || This item either kills the [[List of Monsters|monster]] your hero is fighting or turns 3000 coins into a [[golden brick]].
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| [[Lamp of illumination]] || ||
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| [[Landmarker]] || ||
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| [[Larva lamp]] || ||
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| [[Last slice of pizza]] || ||
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| [[Last Resort postcard]] || ||
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| [[Last straw]] || ||
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| [[Lovely bunch of coconuts]] || ||
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| [[Low blood alcohol alarm]] || ||
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| [[Low-fat lard]] || ||
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| [[Low-hanging loot]] || B ||
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| [[Low-key card]] || ||
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| [[Low profile]] || ||
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| [[Matter horn]] || ||
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| [[Matter-antimatter converter]] || ||
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| [[Maximum security prism]] || ||
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| [[Metaphorical cookie]] || ||
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| [[Meteor showerhead]] || ||
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| [[Metric spork]] || ||
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| [[Mobile phone booth]] || ||
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| [[Model of a model citizen]] || ||
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| [[Modesty award]] || ||
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| [[Monopole magnet]] || ||
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| [[Monster etiquette book]] || ||
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| [[“Monster Anatomy” appendix]] || ||
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| data-sort-value="Monster Fancier periodical" | [[“Monster Fancier” periodical]] || ||
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| [["Monster Interrogation 101" syllabus]] || ||
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| [[Monster magnet]] || @ || This item summons a [[boss-monster]] for the hero to fight.
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| [[No-leaf clover]] || ||
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| [[No-money-back guarantee]] || ||
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| [[No-pressure cooker]] || ||
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| [[Non-metal detector]] || B ||
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| [[Non-slip banana peel]] || ||
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| [[Non-stick duct tape]] || ||
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| data-sort-value="Not to-do list" | [['Not to-do' list]] || ||
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| [[Not-so-heavy metal]] || ||
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| [[Note to self]] || ||
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| [[Overclocked watch]] || ||
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| [[Overflow chart]] || ||
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| [[Overflowing cup of resentment]] || ||
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| [[Overflowing ideabox]] || ||
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| [[Overgrown hedge fund]] || ||
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| [[Overseas clipboard]] || @ || Sail reward. Gives some gold and artifacts.
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| [[Parting shot glass]] || ||
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| [[Party timer]] || ||
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| [[Passenger cannonball]] || ||
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| [[Perfectly cromulent artifact]] || ||
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| [[Performance anxiety enhancer]] || ||
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| [[Periodic table cloth]] || ||
| [[Periodic table of elementals]] || ||
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| [[Periodic tableutableaue]] || ||
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| [[Permanent marker eraser]] || ||
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| [[Reaction figure]] || ||
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| [[Ready-or-knot]] || ||
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| [[Real imaginary number]] || ||
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| [[Really quick sand]] || ||
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| [[Reaper's digest]] || ||
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| [[Reason to live]] || ||
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| [[Resurrection scone]] || ||
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| [[Retractable protractor]] || ||
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| [[Retrospectroscope]] || ||
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| [[Reused asset]] || ||
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| [[Rhetorical device]] || ||
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| [[Rhetorical question mark]] || ||
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| data-sort-value="Roasted turkey" | {{turkey|[[Roasted turkey]]}} || @ || Completely restores the hero's health. Doesn't require GP. (Thanksgiving artifact)
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| [[Robocup]] || ||
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| [[Rock bottom]] || ||
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| [[Rock-shaped stone]] || ||
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| [[Roll of comedic foil]] || ||
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| [[Roll of disappoint-mints]] || ||
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| [[Roller toaster]] || ||
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| [[Rolling pin cushion]] || ||
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| [[Rolling stone]] || ||
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| [[Rough guide to sandpaper]] || ||
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| [[Royal jellybean]] || ||
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| [[Royal pain reliever]] || H ||
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| [[Security blanket]] || ||
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| [[Security leek]] || ||
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| [[Seed of change]] || ||
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| [[Spot of bother remover]] || ||
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| [[Spotless record]] || ||
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| [[Spread sheet]] || ||
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| [[Square-shaped orb]] || ||
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| [[Squashed racket]] || ||
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| [[St. Elmo's fire extinguisher]] || ||
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| [[Stimulus package]] || ||
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| [[Stolen burglar alarm]] || ||
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| [[Stone brick]] || B ||
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| [[Stranger thing]] || ||
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| [[Stranger's candy]] || ||
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| [[Strategy guide of life]] || B ||
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| [[Teen spirit]] || ||
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| [[Teeth blackener]] || ||
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| [[Telegraphic novel]] || ||
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| [[Third wheel]] || ||
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| [[Third-party invitation]] || ||
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| [[Thorn in the side]] || ||
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| [[Torrent-cracker]] || ||
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| [[Torture chamberpot]] || ||
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| [[Totem pole]] || ||
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| [[Unclaimed luggage]] || ||
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| [[Unclear launch codes]] || ||
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| [[Unclear reactor]] || ||
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| [[Under-the-counter medicine]] || H ||
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| [[Undo-it-yourself kit]] || ||
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| [[Unflavored popsicle]] || ||
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| [[Village idiom]] || ||
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| [[Villain's monologue script]] || ||
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| [[Vinyl ringtone collection]] || ||
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| [[Walking schtick]] || ||
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| [[Wall flour]] || ||
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| [[Wall nut]] || ||
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| [[Weak link]] || ||
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| [[Weak spot]] || ||
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| data-sort-value="Weapons R Us gift card" | [["Weapons R Us" gift card]] || ||
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| [[Well-oiled cog]] || ||
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| [[Well-oiled machine]] || ||
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| [[Wet blanket]] || ||
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| [[White hole]] || ||
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| [["Who's your deity?" button]] || ||
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| [[Whole lot of nothing]] || ||
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| [[Wit sharpener]] || B ||
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| [[Witch-doctor's prescription]] || ||
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| [[Wok of shame]] || ||
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