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Headless Oarsman

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A Headless Oarsman is a rower and a steerer of Sea Vesselssea vessels, Canooscanoos, and all sorts of different varieties of "Boatsboats" and a headless conveyer and or physical mover of "Oarsoars" and "boatsoceancraft" across a body of Water. But to confuse a Headless Oarsman for a "Mindless Oarsman " would be to confuse the Brain for the Mind. A horribly misconstrued common misconception... Infact most Headless Oarsman contain their minds within their Oars. Although some keep their minds in a purse and or man-satchel typically located at the belt of the Headless Oarsman(many Headless Oarsman keep their minds in what are commonly known as "Mindshaft's" which are Cubical Minecraft looking cubbies to keep Minds and other assorted goods within. Most Headless Oarsman contain a substance known as SaltBeer in their genitals which is a we'll well known reservoir of sarcasm and a common reason for Teens watching bad Horror movies, especially those that take place at Sea ... 💙 Hey you caught me in a comaAnd I don't think I wannaEver come back to againKinda like it in a coma'Cause no one's ever gonnaOh, make me come back to thisWorld againNow I feel as if I'm floating awayI can't feel all the pressureAnd I like it this wayBut my body's callin'My body's callin'Won't ya come back to thisWorld againSuspended deep in a sea of blackI've got the light at the endI've got the bones on the mastWell I've gone sailin'I've gone sailin'I could leave so easilyWhile friends are calling back to meI said they'reThey're leaving it all up to meWhen all I needed was clarityAnd someone to tell meWHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ONGODDAMN IT Slippin' farther and farther awayIt's a miracle how long we can stayIn a world our minds createdIn a world that's full of shit HELP MEHELP MEHELP MEHELP MEBASTARD Please understand meI'm climbin' through the wreackageOf all my twisted dreamsBut this cheap investigation justCan't stifle all my screamsAnd I'm waitin' at the crossroadsWaiting for youWaiting for youWHERE ARE YOU No one's gonna bother me anymoreNo one's gonna mess with my head no moreI can't understand what all the fightin's forBut it's so nice here down off the shoreI wish you could see this'Cause there's nothing to seeIt's peaceful here and it's fine with meNot like the world where I used to liveI NEVER REALLY WANTED TO LIVE ZAP HIM AGAINZAP THE SON OF A BITCH AGAIN You live your life like it's a comaSo won't you tell me why we'd wannaWith all the reasons you give it'sIt's kinda hard to believeBut who am I to tell you that I'veSeen any reason why you should stayMaybe we'd be better offWithout you anywayYou got a one way ticketOn your last chance rideGotta one way ticketTo your suicideGotta one way ticketAn there's no way out aliveAn all this crass communicationThat has left you in the coldIsn't much for consolationWhen you feel so weak and oldBut if home is where the heart isThen there's stories to be toldNo you don't need a doctorNo one else can heal your soul Got your mind in submissionGot your life on the lineBut nobody pulled the triggerThey just stepped asideThey be down by the waterWhile you watch 'em waving goodbyeThey be callin' in the morningThey be hangin' on the phoneThey be waiting for an answerWhen you know nobody's homeAnd when the bell's stopped ringingIt was nobody's fault but your ownThere were always ample warningsThere were always subtle signsAnd you would have seen it comin'But we gave you too much timeAnd when you saidThat no one's listeningWhy'd your best friend drop a dimeSometimes we get so tired of waitingFor a way to spend our timeAn "It's so easy" to be social"It's so easy" to be coolYeah it's easy to be hungryWhen you ain't got shit to loseAnd I wish that I could help youWith what you hope to findBut I'm still out here waitingWatching reruns of my lifeWhen you reach the point of breakingKnow it's gonna take some timeTo heal the broken memoriesThat another man would needJust to survive... 🖤 Will write more tomorrow as long as the liquor store is open! Otherwise it will probably be the next day when my grandma gets back from Orlando and I get access to her liquor cabinet! Till then 🤘

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