Smooth Criminal
| Smooth Criminal | |
|---|---|
| Criminalibus lubricus | |
 | |
| Class | Humanoid |
| Habitat | Nightclubs |
| Description | A suave lawbreaker |
The Smooth Criminal (Criminalibus lubricus) is a monster known for lurking in nightclubs and wearing a fancy white suit.
General Information
Heroes instantly know they have encountered a Smooth Criminal because he'll always begin a fight by flipping a gold coin across the room and very skillfully landing it perfectly into the coin slot of a jukebox. Most heroes see that impressive display of skill and say "screw this, I ain't fighting you." Some heroes are not that smart.
The Smooth Criminal has two main forms of attack; the hit and the strike. If, per chance, a hero flees into a bedroom, the Smooth Criminal will use his strike down attack and that'll be the doom of the hero. So, don't run into a bedroom, duh.
Heroes who think they've been hit by a Smooth Criminal are advised to put a sign in the window.
The Smooth Criminal has been known to blow white billiards chalk powder into the eyes of heroes.
If a hero sneaks up behind the Smooth Criminal with a knife, the Smooth Criminal will just shoot the hero with a gun pushing the hero's body into the wall. Many brick walls of Godville are decorated with the outlines of heroes who didn’t know any better.
Attributes
Strengths
- Has quadruple striking power when attacking any hero named Ani
- A snazzy dresser
- Very skilled with shooting the Tommy gun
- Can defy gravity with his killer lean
- Can shatter windows with his "Aeow" attack
Weaknesses
- Can only come in through a window
- When he comes in through a window, makes a ruckus as loud as a crescendo
- Leaves bloodstains all over the carpet