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A guild from English Godville. Slaves to Armok has the highest gold fund of the server. I'm going to keep this short and sweet, no lengthy description. It is simply that Slaves to Armok is so awesome, that it has spikes of Adamantine and that it can not be expressed by words, just a feeling of greatness.


When the guild was formed, most of it's members were Gods of great power. As the guild grew, many humans joined the guild as well. Many of these gods built great fortresses into mountains and built great civilizations. Some (rather stupidly) even breached hell. All of the gods one day joined their power to become Armok, hence the name.

The Blood God's subjects are prone to building massive, wonderful and architectural masterpieces out of soap, ice, and- crystal Glass. They occasionally use normal stones like Obsidian cast from custom built Obsidian forges, built into the sides of active volcanoes.

The Slaves to Armok can also be somewhat unstable as seen in the Dwarven Artefact's industry, where feats of Quantum building are demonstrated in Limestone Statue's like Planepacked[1]

If short of building Materials we often cause needless bloodshed like in Boatmurdered[2], or try and flood large areas with Magma drawn from the deep.

There are three things which Armok's children fear above all else:-

1. Booze shortages

2. Thunder

3. Dead bunnies

Dwarfish Poetry

As a wanderer passes beneath the mighty Mountainhomes, he might be (un)fortunate to hear in the distance the distinctive sound of a Dwarfish Throat Choir as they bellow tales of ale, kitten overcrowding and menacing spikey things.

However to those timid souls who near anticipate such a violent auditory encounter with the Dwarfish Throat Choir, we offer you a more peaceful and calm rendition of a popular Dwarfish Throat Choir number toned down by the human band Solefald:

Solefald's rendition of this epic dwarf poem is considered to be too tranquil and melodic (and on more than one occasion has put the Slaves to Armok Council of Prophets into a deep sleep in the guild's great hall.)

Where Birds Have Never Been (As sung by Deepvictim's Valley Throat Choir)

I walked towards Godville as always alone
When a band of dwarves seized me pulling me through stone
Down into their underworld where birds have never been
Wickedness and wonders the weirdest things ever seen
A silver dwarf seated on his mighty dark throne
Held up his wand and spoke to me in dire tone
"You come from way above and shall prove your worth
This ordeal has been waiting since before your birth
A victim of Destiny is what you claim to be
If you've been wronged then for sure you'll be free
But if your prove too weak to accept your fate
That means your freedom will forever have to wait
Only dwarves will know your all-too human shame
Only small men will speak your dishonoured name
You'll stay in the underworld where birds have never been
Among gold and silver the weirdest things ever seen
In the dim timelessness where only spiders mate
It might take you a thousand years to honour your fate
Think of Destiny for each rust-red drop that falls
On your brow while you stare at these stately walls
You must teach your stomach to let go of its greed

Your throat will learn to abate its strong need
You'll ask if life is an illness if you can be cured
In the end if you make it your story might be heard
The day you can bear the clothes Destiny gave to you
Then we can give you the powers see you stay true
You'll be free to leave this place deprived of life and light
Climb up towards the white sun to take up your great fight
You'll speak like a god before the cheering masses
You'll stand like a cliff in the stream of time that passes
Choose right over wrong there's nothing in between
Never be haughty or spiteful stay calm and serene
Drink the wine of winners live with pride in the sun
As a man of the sword and a master of the word
Not as a wild wolf forever on the run
Whose life's an illness that cannot be cured
Remember your friends where birds have never been
Wickedness and wonders the weirdest dwarves ever seen
We shall stay behind in this mine of wisdom and gold
When leaving the Underworld be strong and bold
As you climb through the stone you'll again be all alone"
Thus spake the silver dwarf from his mighty dark throne


Prophets of Armok

No Greater Honor than to Serve as a Slave to Armok
God Name God Name God Name God Name
GodRena 庙畜 GodSinned 庙畜 GodGhoul 庙畜 GodXorn69 庙畜
GodArmour878 庙畜 GodHire  GodKazehime 庙畜 GodBig Boss 庙畜
GodMalexia 庙畜 GodDaGook  GodWackowv  GodEjongsma 庙畜
GodBeargod 庙畜 GodEpic God 庙畜 GodKhorbin 庙畜 GodKokrot 庙畜
GodSantoron 庙畜 GodTheOne 庙畜 GodZinger3342  GodFatalxploit 庙畜
GodNoghoge 庙畜 GodI-Replaced-Zeus 庙畜 GodRatazong 庙畜 GodTlaloc 庙畜
GodLewness 庙畜 GodElfen 庙畜 GodNeli  GodSaklas 庙畜
GodDogess 庙畜 GodDugan 庙畜 GodLord Doomstead 庙畜 GodCbeck1984 庙畜
GodSpaced 庙畜 GodNwfodder 庙畜 GodMadoff  GodRattew 
GodRedov 庙畜 GodDnomis 庙畜 GodValerian 庙畜 GodDivinus 庙畜
GodPhattyduck 庙畜 GodMcGodimus Prime 庙畜 GodMenace Denis 庙畜 GodDawnamatrix 庙畜
GodLady Tara  GodSnow Villiers 庙畜 GodThunder Beard 庙畜 GodMaverick31 庙畜
GodPuddle 庙畜 GodI Am Danger 庙畜 GodLyrakken 庙畜 GodRolyatm 
GodUnlikely One 庙畜 GodTae 庙畜 GodSafi 庙畜 GodAlmightylemon 庙畜
GodXeed  GodGypsyGirl 庙畜 GodLtylty 庙畜 GodDarkPrizm 庙畜
GodX 1 庙畜 GodNaitsabes  GodAlmighty Jelly Bean 庙畜 GodLaacaa 
GodVorpal 庙畜 GodMsforner 庙畜 GodIsangelous 庙畜 GodZiplizard 庙畜
GodBrophy 庙畜 GodGratul  GodHurly13 庙畜 GodJwill238 庙畜
GodFarnumus 庙畜 GodGithraine 庙畜 GodLORD DANO  GodThe Batty 
GodG-O-D22 庙畜 GodKuroi-tenshi  GodMilhent  GodHerakleys 庙畜
GodYummy cracker 庙畜 GodBrigz 庙畜 GodMagey  GodRawrrior 庙畜
GodCarn 庙畜 GodRattley 庙畜 GodSchneider23 庙畜 GodShuzik 庙畜
GodBandit23 庙畜 GodPhlag 庙畜 GodPhantom23 庙畜 GodEave 
GodWinged Orpheus  GodPat52  GodAmmai 庙畜 GodAlista 
GodFatbishop7  GodAnabel lee 庙畜 GodValiant4Funk  GodNektar 庙畜
GodPctec100  GodZared 庙畜 GodMighty Nathan 庙畜 GodNickthegreat 庙畜
GodRabele  GodJCJpdx  GodMole13 庙畜 GodGutafaerie 
GodBlack stag  GodYour Divineness 庙畜 GodDragon heart  GodIrishgypsy37 
GodMilkenhoney  GodCrosarin 庙畜 GodHykgs  GodA3915 

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