Slag the Mutt
Slag the Mutt is a carefree hero from Godville, and the leader of The Slorgish. He worships the god because this god seems to be pretty laid-back and doesn't seem to care what his disciples do, so long as they don't die.
Slag the Mutt has no family, and feels that having a family is a really good way to have to start worrying about things, like having to provide for and feed the family. This is absolutely against his way of life.