Monsters of Godville
The Shampoodle is a monster that mimics the appearance of an ordinary everyday poodle, a weak and harmless poodle, but is actually a very dangerous creature. If the hero should attempt to pet the animal, it will likely bite an arm off. If the hero attempts to feed it, it will likely bite off the hand that attempts to feed it, thus feeding it. If the hero attempts to run, recognizing the poodle as a shampoodle, it will like bite off at least one leg. If the hero sits in a chair, it will steal 3000 gold and give the hero a strange new haircut.