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Boss-Monsters of Godville
Dungeon areas containing large tortilla chips|
A Mexican lizard-shaped fire-breathing spirit of hot chilies|
The Salsamander (Chillius superhotticus) is a boss-monster that only lives in dungeons made of giant tortilla chips. It is the spirit of the world's hottest chilies. It is able to not only breathe fire but to also make heroes' mouths ignite, their eyes water and smoke come out of their ears merely by looking at them. It is related to the Nachomancer.
- Can breathe fire
- Spicy enough to send even the strongest of heroes running for a drink (alcoholic or otherwise)
- Very, very spicy
- Tastes great with chips.
- Doesn't mix well with other sauces
- Easily recognizable by its constant smell of salsa, so a wary hero can avoid the pleasure of meeting one
- Rather useless without nearby tortilla chips to accompany it