The kicking of butts, the taking of names ([Example Here]), these are but a few things to be expected from members of the Pwn Stars guild. We discriminate not upon sex, race, alignment, or even ugliness, only upon the quantity of canisters of whoopass you have the ability to unleash.
Founder and Chief of Butt-Kickingness:and his hero StinkNugget
Second in Command and Captain of Name-Takery:and her hero Lady Sammira
Definitions for noobs
Pwn- the act of dominating an opponent
Pwn Star- a person who has reached the pinnacle of pwning