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The Pinball Wizard is a Wizard who cannot see, hear or speak, but who somehow manages to soundly smack down his opponents with only a supple wrist and a slingshot full of solid silver pinball balls.
Unfortunately, this monster is probably unbeatable, as it is rumoured that the reward for successfully beating The Pinball Wizard is winning 3 more opportunities to beat The Pinball Wizard... and so on, and so on, and so on...