One-Hit Wonder

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Monsters of Godville
One-Hit Wonder
Unum-hit wonder
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The One-Hit Wonder is a monster which is exactly that. It does hardly any damage since its attack involves just one hit, usually involving a light slap using a pinky finger, or a light tickle under the arm pits.

This monster usually appears in the form of a shirt buttoned up to the neck, trousers with braces and wearing knee high argyle socks with sock suspenders and flip flops. It also wears glasses with a spectacle rope attachment in case it lands a one hit knocking its glasses off from flailing about.

If your heroine manages to get defeated by this monster - by sheer noob luck or perhaps on divine purpose, consider reporting to Godville's Hall of Records to get your heroine awarded with a "Noobel Prize", and watch as the heroine get ridiculed by even level 1 heroes.