Ne'er-do-Whale

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Strong Monsters of Godville
Ne'er-do-Whale
Balaenoptera inutilis
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Strong Monster
Class Cetacean
Habitat Out of water
Description Up to no good at all!

The Ne'er-do-Whale (Balaenoptera inutilis (useless whale)) is a monster that is good for nothing. It is entirely worthless, ineffectual, unsuccessful, completely lacking in merit, and good-for-nothing. Heroes can make Godville a better place by exterminating every single Ne'er-do-Whale.

History

Once upon a time, in Godville, a young adventurer was given a task to do over a span of a few months. The adventurer always moved the action date on and on to another day, until there were no more days to procrastinate on. Seeing this, her employer who was a high witch cursed her and threw her in the sea.

Once her body fell to the bottom of the ocean she underwent a transformation and became what is now known as a Ne'er-do-Whale. (Nothing is know about why more Ne'er-do-Whales keep appearing no matter how many are exterminated.)

!Hero's Diary
Caught a Ne'er-do-Whale selling tours of my unfinished temple as a historical ruin. After I chased it off I found 766 gold coins in a pot near the construction site. Maybe that guy was onto something!


Attributes

Strengths

  • Lazy, good for nothing
  • Is big and carried around by birds
  • Can swallow adventurers in one lazy bite

Weaknesses

  • Motivational speakers
  • Too many people talking to it at once
  • Long boring speeches
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