Moon a werewolf
This quest requires a Hero to make himself quite vulnerable, and those who have completed the quest nearly always need to visit a surgeon.
The quest began as a philosophical question: "If exposed to two full moons in one night, what happens to a werewolf?" This question was tackled by academics and occultists, who produced journal articles, debates, and a series of lectures.
When the question trickled down from the ivory towers to Molotov's Cocktail Bar, Floorboards, a local drunk, stood up and ranted that he would "show all those eggheadsh howsh a Hero answersh a questionsh!" He staggered off toward the Forgotten Woods, but passed out at the 29th milestone, thus beginning his heroic career.
The full moon occurred six nights later and our Hero successfully mooned a werewolf in Sleepless Hollow. The monster became enraged and morphed into a Dire Werewolf, proving the Double Moon School's theory of Monstrous Expansion correct.
The Dire Werewolf howled at the Hero's backside one time, then attempted to disembowel her. A Kindly God intervened, saving our Hero's bowels and most of the rest of the Hero.
Guilds now routinely send new initiates to moon werewolves as part of the hazing process.
- Find the entrance to a secret lair – ‘Secret lair is here’ sign (regular) →
- Moon a werewolf – Cheese moon (bold) →
- Laugh in the face of danger – segue to boss →
- Boss – Wherewolf