Monty Python

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Monsters of Godville
Monty Python
Montypythonoides riversleighensis
MontyPython.jpg
Class Reptillia
Habitat BBC Broadcasts
Description A comedic snake

The Monty Python (Montypythonoides riversleighensis) is not just your average monster. It'll take more than King Arthur and all his tomatoes AND an x-parrot to outsmart this spectacle. It also rolls deep, like with an entire flying circus. It has access to many weapons including coconuts, sparrows, herrings capable of cutting down the mightiest tree in the forest, and shrubbery.

Attributes

Strengths

  • Great witch-finding skills
  • Armed with a herring
  • Good humored
  • Immortal
  • Knows two words of the funniest joke in the world

Weaknesses

  • Cannot fight properly without any limbs
  • Wants to quit his job and become a lumberjack
  • Recites everything in an incessant British accent
Reptilia
Ancienta Bubble Raptor • Doyouthinkhesaurus • Fleasaur • Gangsta Raptor • Guilty Plesiosaur • Orthodontisaur • Roflraptor • Tea Rex • Tyrannosaurus-Ex
Domestica Ninja Tortoise • Philosoraptor • Thesaurus Rex • Ticking Crocodile
Majora Flowsnake • Moleosaurus • Wraptor
Moderna
Crocodilii Alarm Croc • Grandfather Croc • Navi-Gator • Punk Croc • Obli-Gator • Seasick Crocodile • Sewer Gator
Lizardae Colorblind Chameleon • Karma Chameleon • Lizard of Oz • Lounge Lizard • Mona Lizard • Stand-up Chameleon
Serpentae Battle Rattlesnake • Drain Snake • Monty Python
Turtlipods Non Sequiturtle • Predatortoise • Turtle Recall