|Totem for||Conclave of Bacon|
|Description||Cross between a human, a bear and a pig|
This disgusting creature is said to have been created out of the hate from a mad scientist, somewhat like the Generic Enemy. Legend has it that this beast was made in a lab after the scientist had been laughed at by his peers for never having made anything useful. Supposedly, the scientist created the ManBearPig to annihilate the others, leaving him as the single smartest man alive (aside from Stephen Hawking). The creature then turned on its master and escaped. Luckily, the intended targets are safe.
| Let's just slap all these things together, and then let's complain about it.
Nowadays, the ManBearPig resides in the deepest part of forests. His appearance is that of three combined mammals. It has the arms and legs of a bear, giving it tremendous power, the body of a pig, making it heavy and giving it some defensive abilities, and the head of a man. Occasionally, as the above picture suggests, there may be mutants. Though weaker and less intelligent than humans (but not heroes), they should not be underestimated. Although it has a human head, it is not capable of talking. Since the vocal cords are in the pig section, the head can only make pig-like sounds.
Depending on its emotions, it may show only a random part of itself to others. For example, if it wants to be left alone, it will hide in bushes and only expose the bear parts, hoping to scare other animals away. When it wants to attract prey, it will only expose its soft pig belly to the intended prey. When wanting to eat a human, the creature will show its human head and smile. Heroes should be warned of this technique. If this tactic is used, it is best to try and initiate a conversation. If the "human" attempts to speak, but makes grunts and squeals, it is most likely a ManBearPig.
- Confuses its enemies using different characteristics of its constituent animals
- Can be considered a cannibal in more than one way...
- Strong attack of a bear and great defense of a pig
- Easily spotted from a distance, as it is huge
- Considered by many as a fictitious character
- Rather sensitive about its origins
|Domestica||Bipolar Bear • OctoBear • Solar Bear|
|Ursidae incertae sedis||Bad News Bear • Bear Minimum • Bear Witness • Bear-Faced Liar • Bearlock • Beer Cub • Cucumbear • Drop Bear • Grizzled Bear • Gummi Bear • Hunny Bear • ManBearPig • Molar Bear • Polaroid Bear • Rugskin Bear • Scare Bear • Unbearable Grizzly • Yellow Bear • Yoga Bear|