Leeroy Jenkins

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Monsters of Godville
Leeroy Jenkins
Jenkinisus leerous
LeeroyJenkins.jpg
Class Human
Habitat Weird Creepy Castles
Totem for Holy Random
Description An Impatient Paladin

Leeroy Jenkins (Jenkinisus leerous) is a monster and the former hero of the god Ben Schultz.

Origin

Many moons ago, Ben Schultz controlled the great and powerful hero Leeroy Jenkins. Leeroy completed a temple, reached level 55, and had a nice respectable position on the pantheon of might. Sufficient to say, Leeroy was a darn good hero.

One day, Leeroy and his guildmates from PALS FOR LIFE decided it would be an awesome idea to disturb a hulking, sweeping, summoning Alpacalypse and kill it. Apparently, someone promised them great riches and all sorts of bold artifacts with little (@)'s after them.

They created a discussion circle, pursuant to PALS FOR LIFE guild rule 5.236(b)(1)(i), and planned out their strategy for attack. Each hero could sense the fear of the other, but they remained dedicated to the cause. They all knew they might not live and their strategy for survival was a mere 32 point 33, that's repeating of course, percent.

At some point in the discussion, Leeroy stopped moving. The guildmates didn't think anything of this because Leeroy tended to freeze all the time, plus, they didn't want to make Leeroy uncomfortable about his mental problems. The discussion continued.

Suddenly, Leeroy jumped to action, picked up his shovel, dug, and yelled "Alright, times up, let's do this!!! Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeroy Jeeeeeenkiiiiiinssssssss." Out of the ground came the hulking, sweeping, and summoning Alpacalypse. With rage in the Alpacalypse's eyes, the boss-monster made short work of the heroes. The plan-less heroes didn't have a chance. It was the largest bloodbath in Godville's history. The Godville Times called it a travesty. The Mayor of Godville called for two days of mourning. Meanwhile, monster activists began calling Leeroy a hero.

« Alright, times up, let's do this!!! Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeroy Jeeeeeenkiiiiiinssssssss.
--Leeroy Jenkins,
»

Ben Schultz quickly abandoned Leeroy after the calamity. Today, Leeroy wanders the land looking for a new guild and attempting to seek revenge for any hero loved by his guildmates. In Godville, mothers can be heard telling their children "don't be Leeroy Jenkins."

Attributes

Strengths

  • Attacks out of turn, every turn.
  • Has a deafening battle cry.
  • Immune to AFK attacks.
  • Although he does not have many weapons, at least he has chicken.

Weaknesses

  • Harsh words really hurt Leeroy's feelings. The phrases "God Damn It Leeroy," and "Leeroy you are just stupid as hell" have particularly damaging effect.
  • Telling him to wait, will cause him to lose hp.
  • If he isn't moving, strike him hard.

External Links

Video of the fight