Hired Goon

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Monsters of Godville
Hired Goon
Class Thug
Habitat Dark alleys, around large towns
Totem for Goon Squad ⚜️ 
Description A greenish humanoid monster that likes to steal valuables.
A Hired Goon is about to stomp on its enemy.

The Hired Goons are large humanoid monsters, have greenish skin, a brutish stature and often wear leather armor. They live around larger towns within dark alleys. There is not much known about them, except for the most obvious facts. Hired Goons live together in groups that are called "gangs". These gangs consist of up to 7 members and like to attack passing merchants, stealing all of their valuables. Heroes that have fought them and survived a battle with a whole gang, have reported that they communicate in broken human language. Ever wondered why they are called Hired Goons? Modern myths tell that they all get hired by The Boss. No one knows who that is or why he is doing what he is doing.



  • Organized in combat: Hired Goons are dangerous enemies when in a gang. They may be dumb in general but they fight efficient when in their group.
  • Thick skin: Hired Goons have a light resistance against heat and coldness, since they have to endure cold and warm weather a lot before finding a good place to settle down.
  • Great physical strength: good for bludgeoening.
  • Intimidating height


  • Long/Mid range weapons: they mainly use melee attacks in combat.
  • Bad at hiding: due to their sheer size.
  • Not the sharpest tool in the shed: this won't help them at quizzes at all.