Hippo Crit

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Monsters of Godville
Hippo Crit
Hippo critics.jpeg
Class Mammal
Habitat Error-prone areas
Description Do as I say, not as I do.

The Hippo Crit is a vicious Monster who never has anything nice to say. This hippo criticizes everything about your hero or heroine. This monster is only beatable if your hero is wearing earmuffs so they can not hear the non-stop taunts coming from the monster.

They will tell your hero that he or she should not complete a particular action and / or go a particular place because of <insert random insulting reason here>. However, the next time your hero sees the monster - it will usually be at the very exact place it told the hero not to go while doing the very exact thing it told your hero not to do.

A large herd has been recently spotted after they created a twiter account here: https://twitter.com/TheHippoCritics



  • Finding faults in everything
  • Is big and intimidating
  • Travels in packs


  • Long-range attacks
  • Strong self-confidence
  • It is afraid of small rodents