Headless Chicken

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Monsters of Godville
Headless Chicken
Gallus gallus decervicatus
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Class Reptile
Habitat Jungles and rain forests
Description Evolved decapitated chickens

The Headless Chicken is a monster in Godville that can be encountered on randomly, usually unexpected. Given that these creatures are indeed headless, evolutionary line made this prominent predator have observably powerful 6th sense. Since they gauge the fighting capabilities of an enemy from the intensity of their auras, headless chickens tend to think most heroes as other similarly sized, predators.

General Information

Despite being chickens, these reptiles have immense fighting capabilities. They stand at around two to three feet in height, and about four to five feet in full wingspan.

Chicken spur

It has been documented that their spurs are known to be at least an inch in length when newly hatched. And the spurs are tougher than their bones despite being newborns. Upon reaching adulthood the spurs grow about six inches in length, hardened, toughened, and are very sharp.

Here is a diary entry of a hero who documented about the headless chicken spur, and even made a knife out of it.

!Makeshift headless chicken spur knife
01:03 PM: Just finished eating lunch. Back to the road we go.

01:07 PM: I can see a beheaded chicken laying on the side of the road a couple of steps away from me.

01:08 PM: Jackpot. Dinner for tonight is already secured. Now if only I have beer with it.

01:08 PM: It moved! RUUUUUN!!!

01:09 PM: Turns out it's a Headless Chicken sleeping. Then a fight it is. For dinner!

01:26 PM: Got my dinner, err, finished the Headless Chicken.

01:28 PM: Upon closer inspection, it's spur that almost stabbed me earlier can be made into a knife. This shouldn't take a while to carve it off.

01:35 PM: Used some hard wood for the handle. This makeshift knife should come in handy.

01:37 PM: Used some cloth to make a sheath.

01:44 PM: Met a wandering merchant. Traded the makeshift spur knife for a small keg of beer. Dinner will be great tonight!

Attributes

Strengths

  • tough and sharp spur
  • Tough feet scales
  • Ability to hover for a second
  • Can detect auras

Weaknesses

  • Managing to cut off the spur will make it much less of a threat
  • Prone to hitting trees (cant see them)
  • Cannot walk backwards
  • A hit on the open neck will kill it immediately


Birds
Aves
Majora Ducktator • Quasidodo
Domestica Ballpoint Penguin
Accipitridae Alter Eagle • Bald Eagle Scout • Desert Eagle • Déjà-Vulture • Faux Hawk • Illeagle • Vegetarian Vulture
Anatidae Asparagoose • Lame Duck • Moby Duck • Peking Duck • Poltergoose • Rubber Duckie • Silly Goose • Sitting Duck • Teraducktyl
Columbidae Boxing Dove • Harrier Pigeon • Stool Pigeon • Tae Kwon Dodo
Corvidae Crowbard • Deep Crow • Quid Pro Crow • Scared Crow
Muscicapidae Knighting Gale • Lightningale
Phasianidae Chicken in a Guy Suit • Cold Turkey • Cyborganic Chicken • Fabergé Chicken • Headless Chicken • Heedless Chicken • Henforcer • Hentaur • Jaywalking Chicken • Kung Pow Chicken • Robber Chicken • Robot Chicken • Spring Chicken • Terror-aki Chicken
Spheniscidae Acid-breathing Penguin • Monocled Penguin
Aves incertae sedis Albatrocity • Arctic Firebird • Autoparrot • Binary Canary • Bird of Paradise • Bird of Pray • Early Bird • Flamingo Dancer • Foul Fowl • Jacked Sparrow • Jurassic Lark • Low-flying Ostrich • Main Square Parrot • Millennium Falcon • ORLY Owl • Parrot Trooper • Preemptive Shrike • Punk Flamingo • Repelican • Superb Owl • Supersonic Woodpecker • Technical Fowl • Tequila Mockingbird • Tweeting Bird