|For the following reason: Not a real monster in Godville.|
Of course, miraculous intervention by a Goddess or God may succeed in saving it. On the article's talk page you can make a plea for its continued existence.
|Habitat||Concerts, sports arenas|
|Description||Too much make-up, platform heels, visible cleavage|
The Grupie (Grupie) is a monster that is seldom seen in the light of day.
The Grupie is an elusive creature, often seen wandering at night in packs of three or more. It generally ignores most people, but seem to be drawn to musicians. When a bard or a minstrel behind to perform a sonnet, or even a simple limerick, the Grupie screams wildly and tries to get the attention of the performer.
They have been known to stalk musicians and attempt to mate with them. They would seem suitable to mate with to the uneducated eye, but they are toxic to humans and deliver a potpourri of disease to the poor soul who falls for their mating dance.
DO NOT FALL FOR THEIR DECEPTIONS AND KILL THEM IMMEDIATELY!!!
- Ear drum piercing shriek
- Can imbibe 3x the typical amount of alcohol and recreational drugs without sustaining damage
- Any musician
- Body glitter
- Discount make-up