First Pantheon of Progress
The best guild I have ever been in! 
The First Pantheon of Progress is one of the truly great guilds. No, really, it is. It just doesn't like to shout about it. Or really mention it at all. Or much else for that matter. There just isn't another guild quite like this one. No, Sir. Join now and be part of the greatness.
One of the oldest guilds in Godville, the reason for its formation is now lost in the mists of time as are most of the founders. There are rumors, however, that they may have been fans of Progress, especially as implemented in the game of ProgressQuest. Whatever the truth, we're here now, so you might as well join us.
How to Join (and stay joined!)
To convince your hero to join us you must send this command:
Join the "First Pantheon of Progress" guild.
To maximize the chances that your hero will listen to you:
- Your hero must be level 12 or higher.
- Your hero should be on the road, not in town.
- Your hero should be idle, not fighting a monster.
- Do not cancel your current quest before sending the command.
The cancel your quest command is only used if your hero is already in the guild but foolishly accepts a quest to join another guild! Cancelling may be done in town or when idle. Your hero will wait at least 10 days before trying that foolish stunt again. Once you reach the rank of Cardinal (~4 months) they stop trying to leave (as long as you check in once every couple weeks).
Some things you might like to do
- Number 1 - Send invites to other Guild members. See the Great and the Good list below if you are stuck who to add.
- Number 2 - Post on the forum. But only if you have something amusing or informative to say. Posts copied from the diary without comment or "I beat so and so in the arena aren't they pants" are dull and clutter up an already busy forum.
- Number 3 - See Rule 3
The Great and the Good 
As an extra benefit of membership, your name will be added here when you prove your undying loyalty to out wonderful guild by finishing your Temple, becoming a Pet Trainer or reaching the rank of Cardinal. The sharp eyed will notice that the lists are alphabetical by God name and imply no rank or seniority.
- and his hero Aapl365
- and his hero Overrated
- and his heroine Tsubaki
- and his hero BigBlue
- and his hero Cronous
- and his hero Ericvent
- and his hero Shabadoo
- and her heroine Icy-icy
- and his hero Pxan
- and her hero Vimes
- and his hero Bonehead
- and her hero Captain Kirk
- and his hero Abelech
- and his hero Mahmood Zia
- and her hero Holy Shxx
- and his hero Farthington Humple
- and his hero HansHedgehog
- and his hero Robby
- and his hero Bonehead
- and his hero Hanshedgehog
God Rank and his hero Aapl365 Patriarch and his hero MaximusAwesomus Hierarch and his hero San Pollo Patriarch and his hero Chris1012 Cardinal and his hero Overrated Regent and his heroine Tsubaki Regent and his hero BigBlue Regent and his hero Tarcisius Patriarch and her heroine Yelena Godling Hierarch and his hero Cronous Patriarch and his hero Ericvent Patriarch and his hero Shabadoo Prophet and his hero Taylorin Gregorias Regent and his hero Saint Jimmy Patriarch and his hero Generic Hierarch and her heroine Icy-icy Patriarch and her hero Alfonse Patriarch and her heroine Eris Patriarch and her hero Capelin Patriarch and his hero Pxan Regent and her hero Vimes Patriarch and his hero Chraz Patriarch and his hero Outpost Searcher Cardinal and his heroine Septus Hierarch and his hero RogueGrunt Patriarch and her hero Diablo Patriarch and his hero Bonehead Regent and her hero Captain Kirk Regent and his hero Abelech Regent and his hero Mini-seven Regent and his hero Mahmood Zia Patriarch and his hero Source of the thing Cardinal and his hero Reptilian Patriarch and his hero McMuphin Patriarch and her hero Masik Patriarch and her hero Holy Shxx Patriarch and his hero Farthington Humple Patriarch and his hero Hanshedgehog Prophet and his hero Robby Patriarch
The Chronicles of the First Pantheon of Progress
To follow, when something happens.
- An anonymous member. Who has most likely only been in one guild.
- Probably untrue.
- Possibly untrue.
- Which is another way of saying that I don't know why it was created and can't think anything up.
- The founders, that is.
- Possibly untrue.
- Last updated 1 November 2011.
- I have a tenuous grasp of the alphabet, so things might be slightly out.