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The Leader's term has ended. Registration for new elections is now open. Please check the guild's page.<Election Committee>

So, who shall nominate themselves?
Helgonio

Election notice: nomination for guild leader elections is open!<Election Committee>

Man, it's that time already! Time flies.
HDumpty

I just realized you can friend the election committee bot. Well, its not considered a account sadly. But it's still funny how the option is there.
Helgonio

Thanks is funny. If you go to its personal page, it takes you to the election page, which is sort of handy I guess.
HDumpty

I am up for elections. Just like last time.. I got quite some votes but not enough for a change. Most people here were as old and conservative like old #HDumpty here..

The whole election propaganda of the last election has been recorded in a manuscript as a chapter to look back if HDumpty feels nostalgic. I tried every hard to win that election..

Btw.. if anyone wants to know my importance.. even if HDumpty comes here everyday and I don't, but I am friends with powerful people like "Godville" and "Administrator" and ofcourse "HDumpty". And the most important reason could be that I am a celestial (can fly in vacuum like space, whereas the current leader is weak and when he fell down one day, he crashed and broke his shell and the soldiers had to repair his body!)
Celestial Bunny

They failed.
HDumpty

Yeah, even the horses couldn't do it.
The Gripping Hand

Wow, never knew that
Helgonio

There's an epic about him...
At first the epic was meant to be a riddle, to hide the identity behind "Humpty Dumpty" They began with this hard one:

Humpty Dumpty lay in a beck.
With all his sinews around his neck;
Forty Doctors and forty wrights
Couldn't put Humpty Dumpty to rights!
______________________
An easier one was started by those who knew him:
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Four-score Men and Four-score more,
Could not make Humpty Dumpty where he was before.
______________________
And most famously, the easiest one:
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again.


But the point is that HDumpty was not able to heal and he is BROKE. Don't vote for him! He even refuses to answer whose egg he is!
Well now I wonder if the reason I lost they las lt time was all my political jibber jabbering.. And wastes precious time at Godville😂
Celestial Bunny

Oh shit. Wrong room wrong room! I wasn't going to say that here! That was a blunder.. now they won't elect me :(
Celestial Bunny

Respected gods and goddesses, it was a slip of the tongue, and the curse of the GodOfTrickery when I said that godville is waste of time. I never meant that! Godville is great! Pls don't let a misunderstanding affect your vote!
Celestial Bunny

Welcome to the guild headquarters, where 90% of the noise is Celestial Bunny trying to advertise their campaign for guild leader.
Helgonio

Elections! Vote for your candidate on the guild's page.<Election Committee>


Oh, well here we go.
Pre voting - Everybody's talking nonstop
Post voting start - S i l e n c e
Helgonio

Another cycle! Please remember to vote for the good of the guild.
HDumpty

Too bad I can't vote yet.
Helgonio

Oh we know.. these old leaders don't like the voice of the new citizens, or young ones, let's just get rid of them. I promise you all Universal Suffrage
Celestial Bunny

I will tell you what kind of gods vote for Sir Humpty Dumpty,
Unenthuseus: never enthusiastic about anything at all,
GrippingHand: always forces rules with that huge hand of his,
ShegoWolf: a white wolf that lives on the moon for year-round vacations, never comes to Godville.
What else do we need..
Celestial Bunny

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