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Elections
8372728 years ABB (After Big Bang)

Recovered 29 August 2019 AD

The Chronicles of Celestial Bunny ESOTERIC ORDER OF D'EGGON

These manuscripts record all events, good or bad, of ancient Esoterian Elections(in newest-first order).




Historian-

So ultimately The Old Grumpy People's party won, and very few beings paid attention to what CelestialBunny had done to restore dEggon's ancient history, its scrolls and artifacts. :( END OF STORY

Town Notice Board

Congratulations to the new guild leader - HDumpty!
-Election Commission

Historian-

CelestialBunny began a ripoff speech that nobody wanted to listen to. So everyone thanked their Gods and Godesses for making Celestial forget the remaining speech. Esoteria showed no signs of interest in the Great Change that poor Celestial was promising.

CelestialBunny-

I had a Dream..

Unenthusius-

Far out, man...

HDumpty-

How's the Order's resident aura expert enjoying the new mushrooms?

Unenthuseus-

Yeah, we don't want to have to deal with raiding parties of lawless bandits.

HDumpty-

Thanks Grip. I know we're a laid back guild so I sympathize with people's ZPG tendencies! But voting is very important for the health and standing of the guild. And the rights and privileges therein!

TheGrippingHand-

This would be a good time for our ranking members to jump on and vote. It'd be a shame to have a leaderless, lawless guild.

CelestialBunny-

YOU! YOU ARE GRRRUMPY!!
For 2 years all we have done is exchange greetings and comment on stuff! COUGH COUGH! The people now want exciting things to happen in Esoteria! We don't want to spend our days with empty guild rooms anymore! Devoid of creativity!

Historian-

HDumpty resolved to questioning CelestialBunny's remark made about him. Celestial then replied with a nasty truth. And all residents cheered for him! His answer was:


HDumpty-

Hey, who you calling grumpy!

CelestialBunny-

Please vote for me and I promise to give a free Wooden Ark to each and every person at the end of 3 months!


Historian-

And as everyone had guessed, HDumpty showed no interest whatsoever in CelestialBunny's new historical epic. HDumpty is grumpy and old, and believes in living like the old days! Well, the Order now needs a change more than ever!! Lets vote for CelestialBunny!!!!

HDumpty-

Well hopefully you all will see fit to have this wonderful scourge continue! Please vote responsibly.

Town Notice Board

Elections!!! Please vote for your flavoured candydate at the Guild!
-Election Commission


A passerby-

Thats just because the right competition was under age! Today, the mighty Celestial Bunny has crossed the age of 15 and became elligible for standing in elections! Lets vote for him! And dont forget to write down all this history with digital engravings here: [[1]]

Unenthuseus-

Dumpty is , of course a scourge. As far as I know, at least. He's the only ruler we've ever known. I want to deserve better, but every election I vote for him--can someone explain why?

Historian-

2150 BC, Town: d'Eggon, Some Ancient Country, Dystopian World Regime, All leaders consider themselves gods! The time of elections have come again. Finally, the peasants and priests have something better to talk about than bread and gold prices.. Senator HDumpty stands undefeated for more than 3 centuries(coz lack of competition). Will anyone challenge this position this time?