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Monsters of Godville
Mud holes to Dust plains|
"See?! I told you you wouldn't like me when I'm mad..."|
A whirlwind of teeth and claws|
The Dirt Devil (Dæmonium terra) is an evil incarnate spawned from the ground itself.
It rises out of the ground to engulf you in a whirlwind of teeth, claws and... well, dirt. Hence the name dirt devil. No Hero can stand against such an onslaught, but those with the Bad breath skill do stand a chance.
- Big nasty teeth. Very big. Very nasty.
- Furious speed
- Bewildering fight patterns
- Prone to lock-jaw when going for the really big bite
- Suffers fits of debilitating sneezes due to the nature of its origins
One of our more foolhardy Field Workers decided to poke a Dirt Devil with a stick to see for himself what those big teeth really looked like...We still have what's left of him in our freezer... several toes and a hand, I believe.
This image was extracted from a much chewed camera out of the belly of one Dirt Devil, oh, along with an entire arm from a Field Agent we now call 'Lefty'.