Destroyer of Words
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| Destroyer of Words | |
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| Class | Canine |
| Habitat | Homes and hearts |
| Description | More dangerous than it appears |
The Destroyer of Words is a monster that destroys words. It is an English teacher's (or college student's) worst nightmare.
Origins
This beast originally was a dog. The pug of the great halls of Godville! But it yearned for more. It yearned to be a human! (Ominous thundercrash). It knew that the thing that makes all people, is the ability to read pop-up books. So it scoured the libraries of Anville, being shushed by many librarians, until, he found the Book. As he opened it, the words fell upon his mind and almost destroyed it, when he crushed them, by yanking them out from his ears. From that day, he vowed to destroy all words. And also a few heroes too. You know. Because he's Batm... Sorry, no, that's not right, because he is a monster.
Attributes
Strengths
- Is able to eat diary entries in a single bite
- Easily able to make your hero speechless
- Much more dangerous than it actually appears
Weaknesses
- Bones will lure its attention elsewhere
- Being called "bad dog" makes it sad
- Does not like feline monsters or pets
| Dogs | |
|---|---|
| Majora | Awkwarg • Warmongrel • Wherewolf |
| Domestica | Biowolf • Firefox • Sun Dog |
| Fortis | Nuclear Watchdog |
| Canīnus | 101 Headed Dalmation • Attention Spaniel • Avant-Guard Dog • Borderline Collie • Bottomless Pitbull • Carjackal • Crackerjackal • Desert Beagle • Destroyer of Words • Devil Dog • Dogfather • Downward Facing Dog • Dysenterrier • Eternal Dalmatian • Hot Dog • Hound of Music • Jackal-of-All-Trades • Labracadabrador • Labrador Deceiver • Monterey Jackal • Mosh Pitbull • Pocketwatchdog • Reservoir Dog • Shameless Pug • Shampoodle • Spark Pug • Unicorndog • Union Jackal • Wall Dog |
| Lupīnus | Beerwolf • Bewarewolf • Bigger Badder Wolf • Crying Wolf • Liar Wolf • Spywarewolf • There-Wolf • Underwear Wolf |
| Vulpīnus | Artsy Fox • Century Fox |