The Cereal Killer is wanted by the cereal police. If anyone knows of his whereabouts, contact the authorities immediately. Do not confront this monster as he is highly dangerous and unpredictable. A reward of beer is offered to anyone who gives information that directly leads to his capture.
The cereal killer was just an ordinary monster who always hated his morning cereal breakfast. One day when he was getting ready for monster school, he decided that he'd had enough of this and repeatedly stabbed his cereal. From that day on he was known as the cereal killer. Many a good cereal has died under his hands. May they rest in peace.