|For the following reason: Not in the game.|
Of course, miraculous intervention by a Goddess or God may succeed in saving it. On the article's talk page you can make a plea for its continued existence.
|Description||Golem made of tape, wire, plastic, and aluminum|
Canptain Tapeball is the horrific creation of RussleJimJams' boredom. He was constructed from a ball of tape, two thumbtacks, some telephone wire, a weird arm thing from a convention, and pop cans. When not called to perform RussleJimJams' bidding, he hangs from a ceiling tile in RussleJimJams' office.