Calculate a snowball’s chance in hell

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Calculate a snowball’s chance in hell is the third mini-quest on the road to fighting the Ancient Demon.

This is a bit of a tricky one for your average Hero, not being good with math and suchlike.

In order to progress in this mini-quest, your Hero will need to actual sums and counting and other foreign concepts.

We suggest the your Hero adopt these practices...

  • take off his chain-mail gloves and iron boots, for he will need all his fingers and toes, and more
  • call in all available friends and have them take off their chain-mail gloves and iron boots
  • find a Hero can read and write to help with the calculations and general writing things down
  • try not to lose count
  • try to remember what the actual problem was, and not wander off the the tavern for a drink
  • see if the results make any sense at all
  • find someone who cares about the answer

Mini-Quest Progression

  1. Help an angel earn its wingsAngel’s feather (bold) →
  2. Find where angels fear to treadInvite to hell (bold) →
  3. Calculate a snowball’s chance in hellWet pants (regular) →
  4. Die another day – segue to boss →