Broadbandit

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Boss-Monsters of Godville
Broadbandit
Broadbandit.jpeg
Class Wi-fi Thief
Habitat Anywhere with internet connectivity
Description Lives for the thrill of mooching off your internet
Boss
Boss Type Above-Ground

The Broadbandit is a boss-monster. When crossing paths with this beast, fight bravely using as many internet connected devices as possible, preferably those connected by an CAT6 cord to a T3 connection, or better. Constantly travels and desperate for true love. All he wants is to be hugged back. This is a tough foe! You've been warned.

Attributes

Strengths

  • Very tech-savvy
  • His hugs are stronger than the average computer shut-in
  • Can and will introduce your hero to this fun little zpg game, thus creating a paradox that will wipe the hero from existence

Weaknesses

  • Encrypted connections
  • Gets sulky when refused to be hugged back
  • Is weakened when not around wi-fi
  • Hasn't seen sunlight in at least 48 hours
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