Bharata

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Bharata
Alignment: Humane
Gold Fund: 21385 c.u.
Date Founded: c. 2011
Membership Count: 38
Guild Page: Bharata 
Data current as of March 26th 2021


Overview

The Bharata Guild was formed on February 18, 3102 BCE, at the end of the great Bharata War, which began the Kaliyuga, the current Age of Misfortune. This period of universal calamity is prophesied to last 432,000 years, and is currently evident in such unspeakable travesties as the crisis in Syria, the Congressional debt ceiling debate, and the unstoppable rise of Jersey Shore. The Guild was established to unite the forces of good and evil, to rid the world of elevator music, and to offer the heroes of Godville a healthy alternative to their apparently insatiable alchoholism. Due to being described as "harmless" in the Rum-Runner's Lesser Guide to the Galaxy Third Edition, a protest known as the "Bharata Humbug" was held for one weekend which was sucessful in changing the description to "annoying, but harmless". During the protest the guild's productivity hit an all-time low and beer sales an all-time high, however no correlation has been established between these facts.

Popular activities of the Bharata Guild include:

  • Untying and retying the Gordian Knot;
  • Listening for the sound of trees falling when no one is there to hear them;
  • Trying to levitate chocolate cupcakes;
  • Staring at goats;
  • Making light of crude behavior in front of guests.

Each member of the Bharata Guild does everything in his or her power to hasten the end of the Kaliyuga by at least 2-3.75 weeks. At this rate, they are highly optimistic that it could end as soon as 426,874 years from now, or just before Jersey Shore goes off the air. If you think you've got the madness it takes to join them, please do think twice and then instruct your hero to "join the Bharata guild" (this may take a couple of tries as your hero questions your judgment).

Members

List of current members
Rank Members Hero/Heroine
Drunkards Kerenmel Melibosi
Geekzilla Babycha
Potretas Dudicoff
DingoPerson Regy
Nekkid Snake Nero of RT
Bebop Jesusvontrap
I Need Healing Genji-
Vinayak The One The batman-
Altaria159 Felro
Prophet Zxeceed Koneko2
Regent Dante The Greater Luna The Magnificent
Patriarch\Matriarch Voelkar Steyn
Skorch Tallah
Quasar Zenon
Hierarch Kaisaracy Ralynns
Advisor Bhjaskara Abd
Kanhaa Dhruv
Chief Master Flaming Dragon Majestic Alan
Bokutarou Akaashi
Britesh Britman
Alexjedi Crimsonshard
Bloodless Adrian Bloody Scarlet
Dragonloon Rotho
Hall of Ancient Wisdom
Members Kerenmel, Microsoft, Stuma, Muffy1, Geekzilla, DrMcCracky, Bigdeals, Ff110, Kolbs, Klinc, Kanooknchili, MeepMeep, God of Narcolepsy, Almighty Vixen, P0LAK, Skorch, Reigning Phoenix, Pfffft, Boar, Ahhsome, Fafa Foohi, Babb, Yamai, Yuujin, Mirewen, Nuclear823, Madnesspg, Hanz8, Withered, Arosereed, Garna, Talfgreen, JstaBear, PenguinG, Guestparking, Eirgen, Snasnaho, Thaedin, AliMighty, Lumiere, Sknep, God Morgan Freeman, Rassium, God of Veritas, Heavinion, Himi, Tigerxchaos, Sage19, Lomali, Romanis, Irahmansyah, Mildsedative, Silver Raven, Aurora Blue, Dummy, Jim-Bo the Great, Azeera, Blacktshirt, Nicki Feazell, Eimhir, Puenktchenl33t, Mrsonic, The Holy Trinity, Tayra, Fafafooey, Xiadra, Gamer51650, Silverwind10, Aquidus, Tenerous, Evilcinnabun, Renos